Drizzt

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Drizzt Do'Urden is the Drow elf protagonist of several of R.A. Salvatore's Forgotten Realms novels. He is well known and hated on /tg/ for being the origin of the "Good Drow fighting to prove themselves worthy despite the sins of their kin while dual-wielding scimitars" stereotype used as a template to create characters by hundreds upon thousands of pathetically unoriginal idiots the world over. He is also commonly described as a Mary Sue, although whether this is really a property of the character himself or if he's simply tainted by association with all the knock-off characters he spawned is open to debate.

Ok, so why is this son of a bitch so popular?

  • Drizzt is a unique and beautiful snowflake.
  • He has lavender eyes, making him popular among ladies.
  • Drow are hot, and Drizzt is a drow- therefore we can safely conclude that Drizzt is hot.
  • He hangs out with dorfs.
  • Eh's a pretty cool guy, he kills demons and isn't afraid of anything.