Dark Elves

Background

In the begining the dark elves lived happilly on an isle holding hands with the high elves and wood elves of the time. Then chaos came. They tried all they could but the elves were all a bunch of pussies then and couldn't do anything. So their saviour/damner Aenaerion(sp?) drew the sword of Khaine which then damned his brats but saved ulthuan.

Shit was happy for ages then out of no-where Malekith, the lord and master of Nagarythe got butt-hurt having way to much sex with his mum (estabilished yet forgotten background in 6th or 7th) so he tried to take over by assasianating the king and becoming king himself but he dailed on an epic scale. He jumped into the flames of Asyruan(sp?)and got burned nearly to death. He was then encased in awesome armour. Then he tried again and failed. This ended in him wiping out his home in some sort of sorcerous battle cept for a few black arks.

These black arks beached somewhere cold and they set up base there. Malekith has since failed to take Ulthaun twice more each time rebuilding his home and watching it get roflstopmed by the high elves.

This just added to his butt-hurtedness and now he's like a dark evil vegetable whilst his girlfriend/mummy rules of their land of chill and wanders around flashing her tits at everyone.

Appearance. Elves that have most/all of the the following features...

• Dark Grey coloured skin and white hair
• Overt surpemacist ideology
• Slavocratic Economic systems
• Chronic Backstabbing Disorder
• A fondness for spikes in everything, from fashion to architecture
• Live Underground
• A thing for BDSM

Warhammer Fantasy

The Dark Elves inhabit and dominate Naggaroth, the Warhammer World's analouge to North America; this might tell you something on how GW views the Colonies. Their population is concentrated in six major cities, including the capital city of Naggarond, but they also inhabit massive city-ships known as Black Arks, kept afloat by the magic of the Witch-King. Where the arks go reaving, things burn, slaves are taken, and fat lewt is piled high and sent back to Tortureonto (Karond Kar) or Evil Fredericton (Har Ganeth) or Hellifax (Clar Karond) or whatever. Don't fuck with the corsairs.

Then we have the shades, a bunch of hosers that live in the wilderness full of beasts that Chaos dragons think twice before fucking with.

The Dark Elves are also the biggest dicks in the universe- The War of the Beard? oh we raided the dwarven caravans that started it all!' *Mad cackle* "JUST AS PLANNED!"

Males are forbidden to use magic since Malkeith's mum Morathi said that he would one day be killed by one. Not like anyone cares, but it's probably a plot by her to take the throne.

Among their traits are that their nobles ride exothermic carnivorous reptiles into battle. This is weird since their homeland is quite chilly, so you would think that they would be sluggish and inefficient mounts.

See also

Dark Eldar Dark Elves IN SPAAACE

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