Creed

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And you thought Vance Motherfucking Stubbs was manly.

Creed is a General of the Imperial Guard who is such a tactical genius he may somehow infiltrate ANY unit onto a battlefield (as if it were using the Scouts special rule). Even vehicles. Even SQUADRONS of vehicles. Apparently even Titans. This can cause considerable confusion and consternation to opposing forces as, for example, a 45 foot tall Warhound reveals itself from behind a small bush, or they notice that the door they just attempted to open was in fact a Baneblade, leading them to curse the tactical genius of their enemy with cries of "CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!".

He's also a manly-looking cigar-chomping motherfucker with a coat so huge its collar obscures all peripheral vision. Presumably he wears it due to a lack of power armour, which normally fulfils this function by virtue of pauldrons.

It is speculated that Creed and KhazrakTheOneEye are good friends, since they both seem to give each other tips about how to best hide their units. There is even a contest on about who can hide the biggest weight. Current tally: 3000 tonnes for creed (titan, hidden behind a pebble)to 2500 tonnes for Khazrak (dragon ogre shaggoth, hidden behind the titan)

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