Comedy Marines
"PRAISE THE EMPEROR, THE CHAMPION OF REVELRY, THE OVERLORD OF MIRTH! PRAISE BE UPON HIS JOYOUS SENSIBILITIES!"
- Sergeant Pun Gigglefist.
| Comedy Marines | ||
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| Battle Cry | GUFFAW | |
| Number | II | |
| Founding | First Founding | |
| Successors of | N/A | |
| Successor Chapters | None | |
| Chapter Master | High Commander Pennie Wize | |
| Primarch | Cacklus Giggleblood | |
| Homeworld | Montus Pythonis | |
| Strength | 1000 GALLONS | |
| Specialty | Jokes | |
| Allegiance | Imperium | |
| Colours | Like a Picasso painting | |
The Comedy Marines Chapter believes that any form of entertaining or comedic wordplay is the best way to defeat the enemies of the Imperium.
They also have one of the highest mortality rates, as their Chaos Marine impressions, while uproariously hilarious, are accurate enough to earn them Bolter shots to the face. Nevertheless, they do their duty for their Emperor.
The Primarch of the Comedy marines is renown for once cracking a pun so bad, Khorne ripped off his own ears so that he would not hear another.
What a bunch of kiddoes write in this website.