Chick Tracts
Ah, Jack Chick. Will you ever stop failing?
Chick Tracts are a huge group of blatant moralfagging comics/stories done by Jack Chick Ministries, attempting to convince younger readers that evolution is a lie, rock and roll is the tool of the Devil, and that Jews are a downtrodden people, which is his most boldfaced lie. The only reason that Chick Tracts are notable on /tg/ are two very specific reasons:
- 1. They have a lengthy segment explaining how Dungeons and Dragons is a gateway towards Satanism and Witchcraft.
- 2. They are so egregiously stupid that they've spawned dozens of instant memes, including this.
History
Irrelevant. Jack Chick is an idiot and those who follow the pamphlets with anything resemble seriousness are, likewise, idiots.
The pamphlets are, however, are hilarious. If for all the wrong reasons.
Dramatis Personae
- Ms. Frost: "Okay, Wizard, cast your spell!"
- Marcie: "Okay, Dungeon Master. My spell of light blinds the monster."
- Frost: "The thief, Black Leaf, did not find the poison trap, and I declare her dead."
- Marcie: "NO, NOT BLACK LEAF! NO, NO! I'M GOING TO DIE! Please don't make me quit the game! Somebody save me! You can't do this!"
- Frost: "Marcie, get out of here. YOU'RE DEAD! You don't exist any more."