Camp Warhammah

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Hello muddah, hello faddah,

Here i am at camp Warhammah.

Camp is very entertaining,

And everyday i see those berserkers all go screaming.

I went hiking with Morathi,

she developed poison ivy.

You remember Logan Grimnar,

He got ptomain poisoning last night after DINNAHR!

All the heretics hate the Inquisitors,

And the lake has alligators!

And the Commissar wants no sissies,

So he sends them running after calling the Astartes.

No, I don't want (this should scare ya),

but my bunkmate can mutate moi!

You remember Gabriel Angelos,

he's about to organize an exterminatos !

Take me home, oh muddah, faddah.

Take me home, I hate Warhammah.

Don't leave me out in the Forest,

Where I might get eaten by a Carnifex!

Take me home, I promise I will not make noise,

Or mess the house with all my Chainswords.

Oh please don't make me stay;

I've been here one whole day!

Dearest faddah, darling muddah,

How's my precious battle bruddah?

Let me come home if you miss me;

I would even let Aunt hellebron hug and kiss me!