C.S. Goto
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Cassern Sebastian Goto is a black, Irish leper, who is one of /tg/'s most beloved Black Library authors. His books contain plenty of juicy sexual Eldar torture scenes, and also completely disregard most Warhammer 40,000 canon. Most likely because they are actually recycled versions of his old movie scripts (rejected by all studios with at least as much sense of self-preservation as a retarded lemming - ie all of them) from fifteen years ago, with just some names changed.
Multilasers, anyone? Or D-Cannons? The things teleport chunks out of the target (looks kind of like Looney Toons-style swiss cheese production, but messier). Oh yea. And Eldar. It's fucking CANON that the Aspect Warriors don't own their armor (except Exarchs, but theirs doesn't come off) and return it to the Aspect shrine when they grow too much sense to play dress-up kung-fu ninjas anymore. Goto had several Eldar keeping the helmets they wore as Aspect Warriors like some sort of fucking souvenir.
While similar accusations might be fairly levelled at almost any Black Library author, against Goto you can count one for every page on average (sometimes more). He is also the only Black Library writer to ever be so much of a pussy to try excusing himself with "having an artistic license" (which in his definition apparently means he's being free to screw the canon left, right and inside out however he fucking pleases). He is apparently also a cigar-smoking midget, and rides a motorcycle that pleasures him simultaneously—much like Doomrider—which pleases him.