Brettonia

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It's Arthurian legend made Warhammeresque, with clean, mighty knights and dirty, undernourished peasants. They worship the Lady of the Lake who may or may not be secretly a wood elf. They manage to survive despite being right next to the gun-totting Empire by giving their knights he ability to pray to their Goddess, causing bullets to miss their target.

They have no less then three kinds of knights plus a unit of fast cav. They also have peasants which for the most part are just cannon fodder. Except for those guys who carry around a dead knight.

They're French, which would explain why they've never entered a noteworthy fight victoriously or without hiding behind their manly cousins, the Empire.

As they're French, they are also Masters of the Art of Insult.


Notable Characters:

  • King Arthur
  • The Green Knight
  • The Lady of the Lake
  • John Cleese and the Monty Pythons
  • Sean Connery
  • Tony Blair
  • Gordon Brown