Blue Teem

"Iz sad day when our mighty WHEEEEEEEE must fight udda Orks, but dem grotz no not da powah of friendship! We fightz only in da defense of our survival, as iz sa way of Warbro Mildz-Tempar, but when we fight, we show dem udda grotz dat WE ARE BIGGAH, AND STRONGAH AND NICER DEN DEY. DESE GITZ WILL ACCEPT OUR FRIENDSHIP, OR THEY WILL BE PACIFICIFIED BY ITS MIGHT."

—Minor Warbro Calmzor, before engaging Waaaagh! Skullcrusha

It all started with an offhanded comment about a kid at a Games Workshop who decided to paint his orks blue and make them "good guys." It ended with Warbro Mildz-tempar accidentally blowing up an army of enemy orks and stopping a Waaagh! that would have decimated the galaxy.

It middled with some other stuff. Here's the rundown.

The Blue Teem are a race of mutated orks who enjoy friendship and only fight in self-defense.

Clans

The Teem is divided into three clans: Fun Sunz, Speed Ladz, and 'Ug-'eads.

Fun Sunz

The Fun Sunz, led by Warbro Mildz-tempar, are known for their wild, often impromptu parties.

Speed Ladz

The Speed Ladz are famous across the galaxy (or at least planetwide) for their bike races, in which competitors have been known to paint their bikes a dark crimson, widely believed to be the slowest shade of red, as a show of sportsmanship. Most orks will gladly pay a small mouthful of teeth for the opportunity to attend one of these races, and they can rest assured that all proceeds go to charity.

'Ug-'eads

The 'Ug-'eads are the most affectionate as well as the most mechanically inclined of the Blue Teem clans, and are often sought out by the other two clans for their expertise.

Self-Defense

Despite their friendly ways, however, these are orks, and underestimating them can prove a deadly mistake, as their green-skinned brethren have learned the hard way time and again.

The soundest of these victories went as follows:

Warbro Mildz-tempar had tried everything.