Wednesday
Wednesdays suck at the same time as they don't. That's probably because people have realized how much the day in the middle of the week can suck, so we put a ton of interesting things to happen on this day to compensate.
Bad things that happen on Wednesdays
- No relations.
- Not a lot of promotions for you.
- School, if you like staying ignorant.
- Your boss becomes a massive testicle face.
- Under-aged nerds complain 'cause they can't play some goddamned computer shit.
- Crappy sitcoms (like iCarly).
- You will fall out of bed.
Good things that happen on Wednesdays
- If you live in Australia, Wednesday is Pubday. You go to the pub and get shitfaced to get rid of the hump day blues, and if that's not awesome I don't know what is.
- Lots of poets will attempt (and succeed) to kill themselves.
- New comics.
- Rogal Dorn.
- Was Warhammer Wednesday. Now it isn't. BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS WARHAMMER DAY.
- Named for Woden/Odin, King and father of the Norse gods, who swapped his eye for knowledge of everything ever.
- Band night! Beer, motherfucking drums, guitars, keyboards, girls singing.
- Most reviews and Internet shows post their stuff on this day.
- If you're a student in Finland or Sweden, Wednesday is mini-Saturday.
- In Nordic Europe, the Donald Duck magazine comes on Wednesdays. Yes, Nordic Europe has a weekly Donald Duck magazine. Don't ask where they get the extra comics from. (Mostly from the Netherlands.)
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