Belisarius Cawl

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"The Omnissiah filled the galaxy with mysteries so that we might learn from them, coming step by step closer to his perfect being. To ignore them, even in the face of war, is heresy."

- Archmagos Belisarius Cawl

"His colleagues are limited. Their beliefs have become a faith that they dare not challenge. The Adeptus Mechanicus is far more trammelled in its thinking than the Mechanicum of your time was, my Lord Guilliman, and the archmagos was a radical in those distant centuries. You would not have come to him if he were not."

-the Cawl Inferior

Ten thousand years and enough augmentations to be the size of a Carnifex, and he still hasn't gotten rid of that organic left arm.

Archmagos Dominus Belisarius Cawl is the first unique character for the Adeptus Mechanicus faction, and like all good servants of the dragon on mars has turned himself into a FUCKING CYBORG. Along with Inquisitor Greyfax and Saint Celestine, he forms the Triumvirate of the Imperium. This motherfucker is old. How old? Ten thousand years, putting him as the oldest loyalist around other than Bjorn. Well, at least until the Primarchs return Guess who? (although Roboute is relatively young if you don't include the time he spent in Stasis)

He has some sort of mysterious mission he's been on for the last ten thousand years. It was given to him by /tg/'s favourite person, apart from a certain Spiritual Liege and consists of two parts. The first is making Guilliman a brand new suit, making Belisarius Cawl the slowest tailor in all of fiction (though admittedly that's because it went on hold until he could figure out the 'resurrection' thing). The second is to build brand new weapons and pull out old ones to help fight against the enemies of the Imperium.

He also sounds like a Dalek.

Fall of Cadia

Cawl is introduced at a technoarchaeological dig on the planet Eriad IV, a planet only notable for having a small Imperial outpost that was destroyed in a Black Crusade. Although his progress is interrupted by an Orkish invasion, he continues onward, following the mysterious hints of the Shadowseer Sylandri Veilwalker. Eventually, he digs deep enough to find the remnants of ancient obsidian pylons. Cross-referencing this with similar discoveries, he realizes that Abaddon has made a point of destroying similar such pylons across his Black Crusades. He puts two and two together, and immediately starts heading for Cadia, fearing that they might be the last pylons left in the galaxy.

After arriving at Cadia and briefing the command about his discoveries, he went about studying the pylons, believing that they held the key to Abaddon's defeat. This was a dead end until Trazyn showed up and gave him some Necrontyr tech-support. With his help, he managed to activate the true power of pylons, shrinking the Eye of Terror and fucking up all warp activity on Cadia. This was a double-edged sword, as while it prevented Daemons from manifesting, it also forced the Legion of the Damned out of the Materium and greatly weakened Saint Celestine. Despite this, the defenders successfully got the Black Legion to retreat, and victory looked inevitable.

Then Abaddon just had to crash the remnants of a Blackstone Fortress into Cadia. Cawl's efforts were for naught, as the pylons were destroyed and the Eye of Terror expanded to consume the Cadian Gate. He retreated on his Ark Mechanicus, the Iron Revenant, but was pursued by Abaddon, who just learned of a mysterious relic Cawl had and sought to claim it for himself. Cawl was forced to sacrifice the Iron Revenant to stave off the Vengeful Spirit and took his artifact along with the rest of the Imperial forces to the ice moon of Klasius. Cornered by the Black Legion, all seemed lost, until they were saved by the timely intervention of the Ynnari Eldar, who offered an escape route through the webway and an alliance.

Rise of the Primarch

This is where it's revealed that the artifact Belisarius has is the Armor of Fate and a self-fitting dressing room, commissioned by Grandpa Smurf several millennia in advance. Cawl, alongside the Ynnari, successfully uses this to resurrect Guilliman and then assists him in his crusade to Terra. When they arrive Guilliman tells Cawl to work on the second part of his mission, that of strengthening Imperial forces by pulling out all the stops on Mars.

It has since been revealed that this "second part" was the creation of the Primaris Marines, along with their new wargear.

Uncle Cawl for Fabricator General!

Cawl has pretty much been the only Magos that has had the desire to innovate (and survive to do so) in the last 10,000 years. A magpie Magos, he has no qualms about claiming that human technology and understanding is lacking in ways conpaired to the older races, and he is more then willing to incorperate any xeno technology he sees fit to be a benifit to humanity. As a result the length of the list of "Tech Heresy" he has committed is only marginally shorter then the number of awesome new stuff he has created. These include:

- Machine pistol heavy bolters - "Farsight Bomb" Marines - Plasma guns that don't explode - Floating APC (How has it taken this long?) - New standard bolters (See above) - Possible sentient AI construct that contains his entire personality and knowledge - Experimental warp closing Pylons. - Oh and improving on the Master of Mankinds work.

Currently wants Guilliman to appoint him Fabricaror General of Mars so he can "Get Shit Done" but Guilliman is unwilling to have all of the tech priests lose their minds over it, and perhaps wants to wisely keep Cawl from having "UNLIMITED POWER!!!!". Cawl also has experimented with, and successfully created Primaris Marines of all the Traitor, and lost 2 legions. He has petitioned Guilliman to sanction thier use. Guess how that went?

On the Tabletop

Too many limbs? NO SUCH THING!
Pts WS BS S T W I A Ld Sv
Belisarius Cawl: 200 5 5 5 6 5 3 3 10 2+\5++\5+++


Belisarius Cawl is quite a formidable opponent. His ranged weapon of choice is the melta-gun on steroids Solar Atomizer, and for melee he's got a Mechadendrite Hive to fight hordes, Arc Scourge to fight vehicles, and a power axe to fight terminators. He also brings across the three Canticles of the Archmagos, which are like the Canticles of the Omnissiah but they also affect friendly vehicles not part of the Cult Mechanicus faction. Harmony of Metallurgy gives It Will Not Die, Utterance of Neutralization increases Ballistic Skill, and the War Hymnal of Fortitude grants invulnerable saves.

Not only can he dish out the pain, he can take it as well, with a 2+ armor save, Toughness 6, Feel No Pain (which is rerollable if he's the Warlord), and five wounds which he restores 1d3 of each round. Oh, and he can also use his canticles to give himself three It Will Not Die rolls. However, he lacks Eternal Warrior, and his Invulnerable Save is a mere 5+, making him vulnerable to Instant Death.

Despite all his cheese, he'd probably still get beaten by Anacharis "I fuck Primarchs for breakfast" Scoria.