Warhammer 40,000 Fanon Wiki
In short, to any true and mature fan of 40k...
This place will give you cancer.
The Heresy
The Warhammer 40,000 Fanon Wiki is, as the name suggests, a wiki devoted entirely to fan based works regarding 40k. At first glance, such a thing resembles an amusing little diversion(it is).
On closer glance, it reveals a den of insanity, heresy and disease, and people trying to have fun while this article shits all over their site.
While not all articles are entirely made of fail(most true), many are(somewhat true), and in such a manner as to be hilarious to the extreme(not funny). As well, the userbase seems to be comprised mainly of 16 year old boys with delusions of grandeur(the site has quality control...such people are squashed usually) (a few claiming to have "psychic powers"{this is Warhammer40k....no such thing as psychic powers here!}.). At least two admins dating back from the old days have admitted to only being around to troll the newer users(tell us their names and we'll shoot them for heresy). At one point, long ago, the wiki wasn't so bad, but now it is a hive of scum and villainy(like 1d4chan isnt that much better). The amount of Mary Sue space marine chapters is ridiculous, lacking any form of readability(people do what they want to do on our site....at least they dont troll yours).
Their front page claims "... here you can expand on the canon without contradicting it." Yeah...(the admins try to hold it together)
It must also be noted that the Fanon Wiki has specific pages marked as "humour" - this implies that the rest are supposed to be taken seriously. Which is most humourous of all.(the wiki is FANON meaning its a noncanon expansion to the canon, articles are not taking seriously by ANYONE who is into the Canon)
Also, the wiki has begun to steal the stuff from the Dorn Heresy(it is the FANON after all...and the dorn heresy aint canon) and paste it into pages on the wiki, has taken art from deviantART(becuz no one wants to draw and deviabntart users are usually pretty free with their work), and have stolen the Angry Marines(nope..not anymore) (FUUUUUUUUUUUUU).
you know.....these people are just trying to have fun.........and besides...shitting on their site is NOT going to change anything........how would you like it if someone shat on 1d4chan?...yah you wouldn't.
Notable Abominations
Sons of Lucifer[1] - Vampire LARPers gone too far. The true tale of this chapter can be found in the story of Lucifer Butts.
The CY[2] - A Race of Trillions of nice but also awesome robots in ten planets
Blaze Ravens[3] - Fluff-raping so bad, we made the Blaz Ravens chapter just to mock it.
Angry Marines[4] (Now BALEETED) - THOSE SHITNUGGETS STOLE THAT ARTICLE FROM US! (Seriously, most of the page is copied from here, word for word. The parts that aren't copied are unfunny.)
The Xai'athi Project[5] - A massive pile of shit. Stolen from Mass Effect, Halo and a dozen other things. Suggest maximum trolling.
Fox2013[6] - Possibly the worst writer on the site, most of his characters are shitty references to popular movies or books. Just read this;
Joe(its not his real name, but its easier to remember) was born from man's desire to surprise,and to be scared.He was very intelligent, and he loved to screw with people's heads,to make them serve tzeentch.He wears a blue, and gold robe, has such a demeanor that some say he should have been a daemon of nurgle, because of his love of children.His reply to this is " children love magic,and pranks, plus tzeentch could use some new warriors"[7]
And;
He changed his voice to that of khorne, and convinced them to hug their enemies to death, than sat back and watched, as they kept trying to squeeze eachother to death,
More to come.
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