Warhammer 63k
{work in progress}(should post pictures of the female/ male new versions, just saying)
Warhammer 63k came from a simple question, what would a gender-flipped version of the 40k verse look like?
If you're a neckbearded sexist mouth-breathing retard then obviously people worship Khorne cuz they're on their period. Or Tzeentch because obviously women are known for their lies and deceptions. Or hows about some Slaanesh because they're all sluts who love it up the ass and want to get raped. And obviously all the bad things would have happened because the chicks in charge fell in love with someone, or were just too weak and girly to do the right thing. Although it's probably not sexist to suggest that people got lost in the warp because they couldn't park the damn battle barge properly.
On the other hand if you think chicks would have made a better job of everything, then you're a different kind of sexist, and thus a marginally different kind of retarded. And really, since just about everything about the 40k universe started literally tens of thousands of years earlier, and the end result is that if chicks would have done anything important differently at that point then its actually not the 40k setting anymore at all. If the pre-unification wars happen slightly differently, then the Empress probably does some things differently and then bam. 40k never really happens.
So things here are kinda tricky. For the 40k setting to happen really at all, then everything has to stay the same, just with girls names and female pronouns. But y'know. Chicks are cool, and have titties, and why not have a 40k universe where they have the opportunity to fuck shit up just as terribly as men but look hot doing it, and maybe even a few of them might lez it up. A rather more interesting project might be doing this but where half the male characters are female. But that's just this writers opinion I guess.
History
The Isis Heresy
The Isis Heresy was a civil war in the Empress' Imperium of Woman, and affectted all worlds there for seven years. It was fought in early M31, and there were more than 4.5 Trillion deaths. The heresy ended with the death of the traitor Warmistress (they probably would have chosen a better title...) Isis, with the Empress being attached to the golden throne to save her from certain death. Roberta Guiliman then reformed the legions who remained loyal into the modern- age space marine chapters.
The Age of Apostasy
The Age of Apostasy is one of the major time periods of the Imperium. It began around M36, when Georgina Vandire, Mistress of the Administratum, had the Ecclesiarch assassinated and took control of the church herself. Power went to her head though and she began the so-called "Reign of Blood", in which she purged the Imperium of any dissenters with the backing of armies of millions of frenzied Imperial Cultists, led by her Preachers. Vandire proved difficult to unseat, as she was protected by an order of warrior men once known as the Sons of the Empress, which she renamed "Husbands of the Empress" when she convinced them to serve her.
Eventually, the people of the Imperium grew tired of Vandire's rule, and when a young woman named Samantha Thor started warring against the mad High Lord, she was soon joined by a massive army known as the Coalition of Light. Vandire sent a fleet to deal with Thor's army, but when it was lost in the Warp, people took that as a sign that the Empress favored Thor, and she became even more popular.
When Thor finally got to Terra, she joined forces with the Space Marines and Adeptus Mechanicus (who had never been friendly with the Ecclesiarchy to begin with), and managed to dislodge Vandire, forcing her to retreat to the heavily-fortified Ecclesiarchical sanctum of the Imperial Palace. With a Space Marine force spearheaded by the Imperial Fists and their successors attacked it was assumed that Vandire would be easily overwhelmed. It came as a nasty surprise when the Sons proved to be too well entrenched for the Astartes premier fortification breaking experts to overcome. The Adeptus Custodes brought Alex Dominica, the leader of the Husbands of the Empress, to a face-to-face meeting with the big woman herself. What exactly was said is unknown, but he was filled with such Rage that he renamed his sect the Sons and ended up personally executing Georgina Vandire himself. Her last words were "I don't have time to die; I'm too busy".
With Vandire dead, Samantha Thor became the new Ecclesiarch, and she instituted a number of reforms. First, she toned down the Ecclesiarchy's grandeur, insisting that the Church serve the Imperium as much as the other way around. Second, she issued the Decree Passive, a law which stated that the Ecclesiarchy should have no "women under arms". Finally, since she realized that the Ecclesiarchy still needed an armed force of some kind, she reformed the Sons of the Empress into the Orders Militant of a new, all-male branch of the Ecclesiarchy, reasoning that the Decree Passive didn't forbid them since they were men under arms. They then became the Adeptus Fraternitus, or "Brothers of Battle" warrior monks to the space marines' warrior nuns. To make sure these new reforms were followed, the Inquisition set up the Ordo Hereticus to both police the Ecclesiarchy and protect the purity of its teachings, with the Battle-Brothers serving as the Ordo's Chamber Militant.
The 6th Black Crusade of Warmistress Abaddon
Tau'n Established
Heroines and Villans
Guidelines to all and sundry: Generally the approach taken in these lists is to use some artistic license to not just directly force existing male names into female ones. You're looking to keep things recognisable, but also to give these ladies some of their own identity. Say your idea out loud. Does it sound like a genuine name that a woman would call herself? Does it sound similar enough to the original to still be recognisable? Avoid things that sound like the name the original character would use if they were cross dressing. Try to think about what kind of person would have the name you chose. Oh and try to avoid obviously not-real names that sound vaguely feminine. These gals are humans, not elves. They were named by normal citizens of the Imperium, not JRR Tolkein. And try to have fun.
Chapter Mistresses and Heroines of the Space Marines
- Roberta Gulliman- Hot Blonde who is also the best strategist in the Imperium and Primarch of the Ultramarines. Crurrently in stasis to preserve her beauty.
- Maria Susan Calgar - Chapter Mistress of the Ultramarines.
- Katy Sicaria - Captain of the Ultramarines 2nd company.
- Ursula Ventris - Captain of the Ultramarines 4th Company.
- Titania - Protagonist of Warhammer 63,000: Space Marine, Captain of the Ultramarines; defeated Warbossette Girlskull, also had a minor romance with a young imperial guardsman, probably fucked before the final cutscene.
- Cidonna - Veteran Sergeant of the Ultramarines and Titania's friend, this poor old gal dies serving the Emperess at the hands of Chaos Sorceress Naomi Roth.
- Lea Andrea- A young Ultramarine, she is more of a backstabbing bitch than Karan, calling in the Inquisition to break up Titania and Michael's relationship because she thought Titania was a heretic despite the fact that she just took on Daemon Princess Naomi Roth on her own and won.
- Dana - Chapter Mistress of the Blood Angels.
- Gabrielle Seth - Chapter Mistress of the Flesh Tearers.
- Lorraine Grimnar - Great She-Wolf of the Space Wolves.
- Tally Shan - First Captain and Chapter Mistress of the Salamanders.
- Azalea - Supreme Grand Mistress of the Dark Angels.
- Bethany - Dark Angel Company Mistress and main Heroine in Dark Vengeance.
- Vladimira Pugh - Chapter Mistress of the Imperial Fists.
- Helena Albrecht - High Marshal of the Black Templars.
- Petra Kantor - Chapter Mistress of the Crimson Fists.
- Karen Strontos - Iron Mother and basically Chapter Mistress of the Iron Hands.
- Yulia Khan - Captain of the White Scars 3rd company and Mistress of the Hunt.
- Kally Draigo - Supreme Grand Mistress of the Grey Knights.
- Gabriella Angelos - Chapter Mistress of the Blood Ravens. Rumours of her being related to Gabrielle Seth are unconfirmed.
- Rikki Boreale - Force Commander of the Blood Ravens.
- Sara Dawn - Chapter Mistress of the Soul Drinkers. Has some strange spider-centaur mutation.
- Carrie Culln - Chapter Mistress of the Red Scorpions.
- Silver Loth - Chief Librarian of the Red Scorpions.
- Natasha Ran-Thawll - Chapter Mistress of the Mentors.
- Ashley Moloc - Chapter Mistress of the Minotaurs. Is almost as hot as Karan.
- Hera - Chapter Mistress of the Doom Eagles.
- Zara Kersch - Chapter Mistress of the Excoriators.
- Malia Phoros - Chapter Mistress of the Lamanters.
- Argenta - Chapter Mistress of the Silver Skulls.
- Cosette Neotera - Chapter Mistress of the Mantis Warriors.
- Seyda - Chapter Mistress of the Iron Snakes.
- Cassie Zargo - Angels Encarmine
- Tyara - "The Red Wake", "Lady Reaper of the Void" and (assumed) Chapter Mistress of the Space Sharks. Rumors about the most serious case of PMS have been dismissed by the Inquisition.
- Lucretia Corvo - Novamarines
- Freya - Scythes of the Emperor
- Titania Valens - Battlemistress of the White Consuls.
- Lia Issodon - Chapter Mistress of the Raptors.
- Lady Commander Cynthia - Killed by Lucielle the Eternal from beyond the grave.
Heroines and Heroes of the Imperium
- Commissar Siobhan Yarrick
- Lady Castellan Ursula E. Creed
- Colour Sergeant Janet Kell
- Colonel-Commissar Isabelle Gaunt
- Commissar Lilith Magdalene
- Inquisitor Adam Vail
- Felicia Jurgen
- Inquisitor Julia Eisenhorn
- Henry Bequin
- Inquisitor Gideah Ravenor
- Colonel Vanessa Stubbs
- Olivia Pius - trooper and posthumous Saint of the Imperial Guard.
- Governor-Militant Lisette Alexander
- 2nd Lt. Michael - Appeared in Warhammer 63,000: Space Marine. Said guardsman Titania had a fling with.
- Lady Commander Stella Macharius - Formed the most Fem-raging crusade known to the Imperium since the Empress' ascension to the Golden Throne.
Brothers of Battle
- Saint Celestius.
- Uriana Jacobs, Protecter of the Faith.
Ladies of Chaos
- Isis - Primarch of the Luna Wolves/Daughters of Isis/Black Legion, first Warmistress, the Arch-traitor. Currently -very- dead.
- Esmeralda Abaddon - Lady of the Black Legion and Warmistress of Chaos.
- Victoria - Demon Primarch of the Empress' Children.
- Lucille the Eternal - Champion of Slannesh and Lieutenant of Victoria.
- Fabia "Fabulous" Bile - formerly Chief Apothecary of the Emperess' Children, mad scientist extraordinare.
- Miranda the Red - Primarch of the Thousand Daughters.
- Astrid Ahriman - Chaos Sorceress of the Thousand Daughters, formerly second-in-command and advisor of Miranda, now exiled.
- Anastasia - Demon Primarch of the World Eaters.
- Karan the 'total-backstabbing-bitch' Betrayer - former Captain of the World Eaters 8th assault company, before deciding she liked her sisters toasted better (actually super-hot under the helmet if you can get over the psycho-bitchy betrayer thing, just saying (She is actually a pretty fun girl to be around)).
- Morticia - Demon Primarch of the Death Guard.
- Tyisha the Traveller - Chaos Lady of the Death Guard and Herald of Nurglee.
- Sandra Myr - Chaos Sorceress of the Alpha Legion and (possibly) Demon Princess, has the sexiest and most seductive voice in the galaxy.
- Eliza The Inheritor - Chaos Lady of the Black Legion (formerly Word Bearers).
- Lisbet Huron - Tyrette of Badab and Mistress of the Red Corsairs.
- Ardath the Pillager - Mistress of Hounds, Lash of the Black Legion.
- Zuri the Impaler
- Naomi Roth - Chaos Sorceress and later half-Demon Princess, leader of the Chosen of Naomi Roth warband, one of the villains in Warhammer 63,000: Space Marine.
- Kara the Relentless - Chaos Lady of the Crimson Slaughter, main villain in Dark Vengeance
Goddes and Demons of Chaos
- Khorneh - Goddess of war, rage, battle, martial honour and prowess.
- Tzeentchia - Goddess of change, lies, plotting, ambition, mutation, magic and hope.
- Nurglee - Goddess of decay, diseaese, destruction, compassion, acceptance and empathy.
- Slaanesh - he/she/it doesn't change much... possibly doesn't change at all.
Eldar
- Farseer Eldra
- Farseer Mancha
- Who still can't get laid, although this time because of fucktarded neckbeardyness.
- Corsair Princess Ariel
Dark Eldar
- Assidia Vect - High Queen of Comorragh.
- Drazha - The Mistress of Blades.
- Lelan Hesperax - A master gladiator, leader of the Warlock Cult of Strife who is popular for his light clothes, only just covering his more vulnerable parts.
- Duchess Slicha "the Serpent" - Pirate leader of the Sky Serpents.
- Lady Hellion Baroness Sathinyx.
- Kheradruakha the Decapitator.
- Lord Malicant - Said to have absorbed the heart of a deamon.
Orks
(They don't actually have genders at all, but since this is rule 63 just imagine female warcraft orcs, yes muscular dykes with big boobs, or the same and simply use female pronouns.)
- Ghazkhulin Meth Uris Theresia - Warboss of the Goff Klan, Hand of Gorka and Morka, leader of the biggest WEEEEEE! in the galaxy.
- Makkia - Gazkhulin's late banna-wava, actually a Gretchin. We won't forget you, little one.
- Mad Dok Grikki
- Kaptin Barka
- Boss Zagzta
- Boss Gorgutzia
Tau
- Commander Farsight - A fiesty rebel, who, despite being over a hundred years old holds up pretty good. Too bad she is in that damn, formless armour.
- Commander Shadowsun
- Aun'vana
- Aun'shia
Necron
(Possibly harder than 63'ed Orks to picture, try starting from something like High Queen Khalida, remove some flesh and turn the bones into metal.)
- Imotekh the Stormlady.
- Anrakia the Traveller.
- Orikana the Diviner.
- Illuminor Szera.
- Trazyzan the Infinite.
- Nemesar Zahndrekh.
- Vargard Obyrin.
Tyranid Norn-king fleet names
Pretty much the same only, the tyrants being.. well... You know how they call that one bio titan a Dominatrix? Role reversal pretty much.( also you dont even need to guess what the projectile and melee weapons are. We are talking DOUBLE X4 EXTRA HERETICAL! So any one of you ladies are thinking of it. Report to your nearest Commisaria for BLAMING!)
Feared by most all Races of the Galaxy are the implacable and unknowning Tyranids. Living machines of organic destruction they seek one thing and one thing alone. The further reproduction and propigation of the species through any means needed to collect DNA to further improve and empower there constantly rapidly infestive regenerative species.
They have One goal. "GROW" which is driven by the Impossible will of the hive mind.A collective congregation of the mental capacities of the entire tyranid species from the smallest microbe to the biggest beast. All Driven by the hive as directed by its Focal points. The Dreaded and abominational Norn-Kings of the fleets.
The Norn kings are the core of the swarm and the biggest collective points of the hive-mind. Living hatefilled single minded dna calculators with a desire to only make the newest best species of 'Nid, that live only to ingest DNA calculate its best resulting mutations for the swarm then "reinject" the new DNA strain back into the massive "womb" ships they call home. We have named the swarms for the ancient false gods of terra long past that once where said to terrorize woman in her infancy.
GeneStealers. The vanguard organism of the swarms that found sexual based cults that exist only to reproduce more infected beings to further its beacon to signal hive fleet-kings. They work with a highly heretical nature promising a land of sheer pleasure and purpose for fealty. Most likely form of Tyranic Infection. They work from finding the weak and desperate and infecting them, then sending them out lead by there psychic eminance to find more to join the cult and give birth to more genestealers to propigate.
Lycors. Feminine seeming Tyranids sent with the 'stealers. There Breasts are infact heavily muscular valves used to project there Grappling claw 'nipples'. They use the famed face tentacles and "Crotch horn" to read the minds of there prey and infect them with Tyranic DNA, and eat the non essential lobes of the brain containing information not needed to survival of basic living systems of the prey rendering them a infected rape crazed zombie. These beings are then used / found by genestealer cults to help the spread of there procreation and growth of the psychic beacon needed to call a Nornking fleet. Lycors are often solitary making a home near a 'Stealer cult Only because of the ease of common 'food'. Being given up "unwilling conversions" as sacrifices. When not bothering with the minor eminations of the cult They seek to destroy cripple and ruin the enemy command and supply structure. the Penchant of the Lycor to leap from no where even the smallest air-duct Slice to shreds all things in the area and slither down an equally small sewer pipe; Have earned this Particularly rare but deadly Tyranid among the enlisted guardswomen as- THE DEATHLICKER.
- Zeus. The thundering Behemoth that almost ate Macragge.
- Poseidon. The wave that nearly Kracked the Segmentum
- Hades. The unending hunger that rises from below.
- Bacchus. The fondling lord of DNA collector cults
- Hermies. The swift winged nightmare of forsaken truth.
- Argus. The many seeing lord of the tears of inevitability.
- Chrynos. The shadow of the hivemind, the warp blocker.
- Oroboros The tail-eating chaser, disposer of the failed fleets.
- Swarm queen. Among the storied tales of fighting the tyranic menace are the tales of the Legendary and horrid Swarm Queen. Claimed to be the living queen incarnate of the norn kings. Claved by the norn kings womb ships, in times of upmost need when average and regular tactics fail. She is the daughter of the hivemind, and commander of all its forces she sees. The Swarm queen lives to only gain conquest for the sake of the swarm, using its near infinite and vast intellect to asses and command the battlefield. It is rumored by some magos to be the result of unending warfare culminating in a very Avatar of the will of the unending Devouring swarm. Each time it is claved from the bio ships it has all the memory and desire of its past lives. Meaning each time it dies it learns how and why it died and recalls what killed it marking it with a unthinkable vendetta that ripples across the hivemind. If the Norn kings are the unseen godlike directors of the will of the collective hive mind. The Swarm Queen is there avatar on the physical plain always working ONLY for the implacable will and desire of the nornkings and the hivemind. If the Theories of the Magos are true. The empire of woman has Now roused a thing so unfathomable to its understanding that anathema is the only word worthy of its title. A thing that Lives on eternal in its species collective genetic memory as a icon of pure victory, never sleeping never resting. Always Hungry. Always for the swarm.
Gallery
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The primarchs after some rule 63 magic. Looking pretty hot, and completely disproving vicious rumours that 63k is just about jacking it.
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Not even The God-Emperor of Humanity was safe from Rule 63.
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The God-Empress of Womankind.
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Sister of the Thousand Daughters