Waaagh Tang Klan
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An Ork Waaagh which has Rapper Gangsta, Yakuza, and 1920s Gangster as its inspiration.
Fluff
Long time ago, an Ork Rokk called 'Da Moon Saila' crashed into a hive world. The Orks inside quickly formed a waaagh, and overwhelmed the hive world's Planetary Defence Forces and Imperial Guard regiments. They almost wiped out the hive world, but some bright git thinks that some 'umies should live, so the clan would get a steady income of bitz, and manage the hive world. After they spread into every nook and cranny of the hive world, some of the Orks start forming their own groups, dubbed 'Familiez' or 'Gangz' around influential Nobs. Even though they're still loyal to the Waaagh, they often squabble for power amongst each other, and stuff like Trukk drivebys are becoming a common sight. They have fought a lot of races, but they keep running into the Tau blueboyz and the Imperium of Man snooty 'umiez.
Moar Fluff
The Waaagh's dominant Clan is the Bad Moonz, which explains their fancy of guns and wealth. Unusually, they have a lot of Painboyz, most of them for grafting Tau bitz to the skin or teef as what they call 'bling bling', or to tattoo the backs of influential Ork Nobs with their deeds. They like the color black, and it is reflected in their battle tactics, which is using more kunnin' than brutal. They also use tactical Trukk drivebys as their signature 'move', often killing the higher-ups of the enemy to demoralize them. Also, they may have some connection with Dark Eldar smugglers, but this info is unverified as of late.
Rising Sons' Influence
It is said that some Orks that survived encounters against the Rising Sons Space Marine chapter have returned somewhat changed. Maybe they saw something in the Rising Sons that they want to emulate, and this idea spread to some Orks inside the Waaagh Tang Clan. From these 'Weeaboo Survivahs' as they became known, the tradition of calling their Nobs as 'Waaaniki', full-body tattoos, and the use of modified Choppas called 'Cutty-Noives' emerged. Of course, other Orks within the waaagh view this as un-orky, and thus squabbles frequently develop between the 'Yakuzorks' and the more traditional 'Gangstaz' and 'Familiez'.
Battle Tactics
Since they have adapted well to life in the hive world, the Waaagh Tang Clan is adept in urban warfare. Their Trukk drivebys are also used in their battles, where they will attempt to reach the enemy's HQ and riddle it full of holes, in an attempt to kill the high ranks and demoralize their enemy. Their Flash Gitz use retrofitted Tau guns for their Big Shootas, adding circular magazines and a barrel grip. Some Orks call these Big Shootas 'Da Orky Type-writa'.
Kultur
It is interesting to note that the Nobs are usually called 'Leftenants', with the exception of the Yakuzorks, which call their Nobs 'Waaaniki'. Their Warboss is usually called 'Boss' or 'Don', although some Yakuzork groups call them 'Oya-bunz'. Their Flash Gitz are sometimes called 'Made Boyz' or 'Foightin' Boyz'.
Most Doks and some Warbosses usually play a game called 'Galf' in the lulls between waaaghs, picked up from the former elites of the hives they now control. It involves using a special crooked stick (the 'Galf-stikk') to hit a 'Galf-ball', in the hopes the Galf-ball hit some git's head squarely and knock the git out. The Galf-ball can be anything from an albino Squig, some unlucky grot painted white, or even skulls, as long as it's round-shaped and white in color. Sometimes, the Galf-stikk is enchanched with rocket addons, but most Orks prefer using ordinary, un-rocketed Galf-stikks.
Until recently, the top Galfa on the planet was "Tiga in da Woods", but he was exiled from his house when it was discovered that he was fighting in battles that the rest of the house didn't know existed. Since that time, he has come with the closest ork analogue to the human condition of "depression", meaning he occasionally is only a little happy after a battle. While he still fights for the Waaagh Tang Klan, he no longer finds himself winning Galf Games, often taking three or four more Galf-Balls to knock out a git.
External Links
- Original thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15081746