Vashtorr

I've come to make an announcement, Vashtorr the Arkifane is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his daemon fucking coggy dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Vashtorr the Arkifane you got a small dick, it's the size of this nurgling except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all points, no gears, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck holy Terra! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on Terra. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Omegon? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.