Vance Motherfucking Stubbs

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He remains cool, regardless of situation
The motherfucker himself

He's Vance. Motherfucking. Stubbs. An Imperial Guard general and total badass from Dawn of War: Soulstorm.

Vance Stubbs leads the 252nd Kaurava Conservator Regiment for the Imperial Guards in the game. He is armed (apparently like every other Command Squad leader in the Galaxy) with a set of Power Claws and bolters strapped to his arms.

When facing the Imperial Guard at their stronghold in Dawn of War: Soulstorm, Stubbs' Commissar informs him that all 100 of the Baneblades that would have been available to defend had just been sent off to help the Imperial Guard elsewhere in the Kaurava system, and any more Baneblades that are needed will have to be constructed via a series of pieces sent out by supply Rhinos. This absurdity of simply "losing" 100 Baneblades has spawned a number of jokes amongst players. However, there has been rumors that the Baneblades never left, but they were hidden by Creed. Regardless, Vance Stubbs is seen as one of the most awesome Imperial Guard generals because of his calm, stern voice, even when his army is on the brink of defeat. Hey, still got the canon win.

The mention of his name causes even experienced, war-hardened, Angry Marines to shit their pants and beg for mercy. Only a few men carry names more bad-ass than Vance Motherfucking Stubbs, like Holt. *BLAM*

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