Triarch Praetorian
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Triarch Praetorians are the equivalent of Assault Marines, being Necrons with anti-grav jump packs. They're also pretty valuable as agents of the ruling body of all Necrons, the Triarch.
Why it Sucks to Be Them
Following the brouhaha that is the War in Heaven, the Necrons decided to go to sleep for fuck-all many years. during that time, these chumps, becoming the emo that is 5E Necrons, decided "Fuck sleep! Let's go guard shit as penance!" and kept a VERY long watch on the hibernating 'crons and the protection of their culture. Apparently they were good enough that even pointy-eared faggots couldn't screw them up.
However, now with their brethren awakening, they decided to slam the alarm on as many Tomb Worlds as they can, making sure every lazy bum gets their beauty rest ruined. Being the special agents of the ruling council, they're pretty much Special Snowflakes who can get away with whatever shit they pull off.
Their Usefulness
Requesting any Cron players with Praetorians to give their opinions on these guys.