Thursday
The Day
Thursday is the day Earth was demolished to make way for a Intergalactic Bypass.
"This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays." (Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - Chapter 2)
Named after the Norse god Thor, as in Thor's day. Probably the day's only redeeming feature.
Bad Things That Happen on Thursdays
- World Blows Up (may be a good thing if you're a nihilist)
- You can't drink (unless you're Australian).
- Relatively few promotions for you
- School
- Unexciting shit
- No fun
- Crappy sitcoms (like That's so Raven)
- Your boss molests you with his massive testicle face
Good things
- Tomorrow is Friday.
- If you live in Australia, Thursday is Pubday.
- It's named after Thor.
- Adventure time airs on Cartoon Network.
In Conclusion
Thursdays are lamecakes.
However
If you are lucky, Thursday could be the start of the weekend DnD playing fest.
If not, then lamecakes for you.
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