The Sacred Commandments Of Adeptus Astartes

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The Sacred Commandments Of The Adeptus Astartes is a satirical list that is essentially the Space Marine version of the Regulations Of The Imperial Guard. It's most famous entry is the first. "Thou shalt not refer to the Adeptus Soritas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of the "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.