Sidereals

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ATTENTION: Its pronounced "saɪˈdɪəriəl". Anyone caught referring to them as "side reels" will be sold to the fair folk for a much deserved mind fucking.

Playing Sidereals: If your game isn't at least this weird by the end of the first session you're doing it wrong.

Reality warping kung fu bureaucrats fighting an endless war to make sure nobody can remember who they are or why they're fighting an endless war to make people forget that they're fighting an endless war to-

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What were we talking about? Right, Sidereals. Like everybody else in Exalted they're assholes, and probably the reason creation is in the sorry ass state it is, but they are also one of the few factions successfully keeping things from going completely tits up. Their sacred charge is to guard the loom of fate and maintain creation. In practice they spend most of their time bickering amongst themselves and viciously abusing the loom while pawning any real work off onto the Dragon-Blooded.

Notable Sidereals

Chejop Kejak

Badass grandpa, leader of the bronze faction, and by default everybody else who was smart enough to fall in line. If you want to fight him in your campaign he's an essence ten Sidereal who knows all the standard charms in addition to celestial/terrestial sorcery and the violet bier of sorrows, charcoal march of spiders, and prismatic arrangement of creation styles. Oh and he has a staff that beats the destiny out of you. So enjoy your TPK. Un-canonically he ends his 4995 year career leading a failed strike team against the infernal Scarlet Empress.

The Green Lady

A Sidereal attached to the death lords. She's currently playing a con so magnificently long that not even she (he?) knows which of her five bosses she's actually working for.

Ayesha Ura

Leader of the gold faction who want to put the Solars back in charge, because it worked so well the first time. Edit: No, she basically wants to play the same game the Sidereal are playing with the Terrestrials, except replace Terrestrials with Solars. Pros: The Solars can do anything. Cons: The Solars can do anything, ie find out you're trying to con them.

Exalted Classes
Solars - Lunars - Sidereals - Dragon-Blooded - Infernals - Abyssals
Alchemicals - Liminal - Getimian - Exigents - Fair Folk
Jadeborn - God-Blooded - Mortals