Sarah Cawkwell

Sarah Cawkwell is currently the only female novellist in the sausage party that is the Black Library.

The running gag is that she is a hot, sexy, goth chick, and therefore not real. This is because the only women who go into a Games Workshop are the ones that fa/tg/uys dream up in their heads. She's actually a rather charismatic and regular looking human being, who has a blog, even though they are No Girls on the Internet.

Not Aaron Dembski-Bowden or Graham McNeill. Certainly not Nik Vincent, because that would mean that she'd be married to Dan Abnett.

No one dares to make the obvious joke. NO ONE.