Ragnar Blackmane

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Ragnar Blackmane is a goddamn beserker killer werewolf (not furry) SPEHSS viking. He is awesome. He has 6 books about him, 4 written by William King, the guy who wrote those Gotrek and Felix books that every warhammer fanboy ever has read. the other two are written by these two guys who call themselves Lee Lightner. HE rivals Kharns level of Awesomesauce HERESY *blam*

Yeah he has a lot of plot armour. Also lived on terra for a few years.


THE BOOKS

Space Wolf: This book basically covers everything a SPEHSS wolf goes through to become awesomesauce genetic super soldier. Book starts out when Ragnar was still a Viking. All his peoples worship Russ and the EMPRAH. Some tribe his guys pissed off years before rock up, still pretty pissed. Keep in mind Ragnar was raised by his dad. He has some sexy time with a viking chick. then some big awesome battle. his dad dies. This causes ragnar to go batshit and kill heaps of people. SPESS wolves rock up, choose him and the guy who killed him, called strybjorn or something. He gets inducted, some drill sergeant called Hakon yells at them. In his first assignment, him and his buds single handedly stop a chaos invasion using nothing but plot armour and Ragnar kills a KAOSSS sorceres called Madox, who contains massive amounts of JUST AS PLANNED.

Ragnars Claw: Some bud of the great wolfs (who is an inquisitor?) shows up and tells him he needs help to rebuild an amulet. Some kind of love interest psyker. conveniently dies to imprison a Greater daemon of nurgle, think hes called Botchulaz. Also, Ragnar gets pissed on by a drunk ork.

Grey Hunter:The thousand sons decide to show up and defile some sacred space wolves planet. naturally everyone gets pissed. Ragnars good buddy Sven gets cut up real bad. Due to his plot armour Ragnar kills Madox again and throws the spear of Russ through A Daemon primarchs eye.

Wolfblade: Ragnar gets banished for a bit to the wolfblade who protect a navigator house called belisarius. That was probably because he threw the wolves most sacred relic into the damn warp. A lot of dicking around on terra and massive amounts of JUST AS PLANNED. Also Haegr and torin Haegr is a fatass but hilarious and Torin does more dicking around than a fucking ELFdar.

Sons of Fenris: Some promethium filled deathworld called Hyades. Lots of JUST AS PLANNED and dicking around in the jungle. some dudes get killed. A war between the dark angels (pussies) and some balls of steel PDF troopers.

Wolfs Honour: More Inquisitors, some daemon mirror worlds, WULFEN. Also place called Charys thats going to get BLAMMED. Getting lost, more dicking around and stealing the spear of Russ back. Ragnar pisses on Magnuses years of JUST AS PLANNED and makes some NOT AS PLANNED!!!1!1!

WIP