Inspired by Fantasy Flight Games' Deathwatch Role-playing Game's Space Marine Chapter Creation Tables, these tables let you roll up (or otherwise generate) your very own Ork Klan. In the absence of any role-playing game featuring Ork klans specifically, this table is more or less entirely for the purpose of generating fluff.
Type of Warband
| Klan or Freeboota? (d10)
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| 1-6
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Propa' Klan
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| 7-10
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Freeboota
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Warband Colors
| Pick a color ya git! (d100)
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| 1-16
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Red (da fastest)
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| 17-32
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Green (da Orkiest)
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| 33-48
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Black (ded 'ard)
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| 48-64
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Yellow (flashiest)
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| 65-80
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Blue (da luckiest)
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| 81-96
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Brown (da most tradishunal)
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| 97-99
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Purple (da sneakiest. Neva saw one, didja?)
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| 100
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Roll twoice (Or pick blue and roll once more ya lucky git!)
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Boyz Homeworld
| Da Home World
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d100
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| Hive World: Old Oomie place!
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01–25
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| Feral World: Da fun place!
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26–40
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| Death World: Da funnest place!
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41–55
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| Agri-World: Loadsa Runtherdas and Fungus Farms!
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56–60
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| Proppa Ork World: Loadsa ork cities and stuff!
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61–65
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| Mek World: Loadsa mines, workshops, and machines!
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66–70
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| Feudal World: Lotsa dem feral orks about!
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71–75
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| Shrine World: We wrecked loads oomie temples and stuff!
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76–85
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| Forge World: Looted Planet!
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86–90
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| Lost Homeworld: We'z in SPAaAaAaAaCe!
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91–95
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| Exodite Homeworld: Dem pointyearz have dinosaurs!
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96–100
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| Wot's da world like?
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d100
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| Desert: Hot an stuff!
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01–20
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| Garden/Mixed: Lots of places boss!
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21–40
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| Jungle/Swamp: Wet and mucky!
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41–60
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| Ice: Zoggin cold!
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61–70
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| Airless/Dead: Ain't nuffin out dem windoz!
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71–76
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| Cavern: Tunnelz and stuff!
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76–80
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| Mountains: Teef of Gork an Mork!
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81–86
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| Ocean: Splish splash shark's in da baff!
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86–90
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| Plains: Loadsa space for krumpin
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91–95
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| Urban: Dis place got a massif mekcity boss!
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96–00
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Legendary Ork
| We gots an Ork wots lejundery. 'Oo was 'e again? (d10)
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| 1-5
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Warboss/Kaptin
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| 6-7
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Ork Boy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Shoota, 4-7 Slugga, 8-10 Storm Boy)
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| 8-9
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Oddboy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Mekboy, 4-5 Dok, 6-7 Weirdboy, 8-10 Kommando)
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| 10
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Grot or other non-Ork ('E wozn't an Ork, but dat little git was roight fiesty)
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| Aw'roight, now what'd 'e do? (d100)
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| 1-25
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Krumped loads o' 'umies
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| 26-50
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Krumped loads o' spiky 'umies
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| 51-70
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Konkered otha puny-er Orks
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| 71-85
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Krumped loads o' pointy 'eads (1d10: 1-5 Eldar, 6-8 Dark Eldar, 9 Exodites, 10 Harlequins)
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| 86-90
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E's off ta krump inta da Warp. E'z comin' back one day.
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| 91-95
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Beat down a planet o' some new kind o' squig. Big n scary it woz...
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| 96-100
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Led a WAAAGH! dat was da best scrap we eva 'ad, 'til dem stupid Ork Snoipah gits went 'n' ruined da whole fing.
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Da Fun Stuff
| Wot boyz is da mob most famus for (d100)
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| 1-25
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Loadz a Shoota/Slugga Boyz!
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| 26-35
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Speedfreekz, or boarboyz!
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| 36-45
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Runtherdaz, or Kommandoz!
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| 46-55
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Skarboyz, Ardboyz, or Nobs!
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| 56-70
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Trukkboyz, or Tankbustaz!
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| 71-75
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Stormboyz, or Megaboyz!
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| 76-80
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Tanka Boyz, or Kanz and Dreads!
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| 81-85
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Mek Gunz, Tankbustaz, or Lootas!
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| 86-95
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Mek Gunz, Stikkbommaz, or Stompy 'fings!
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| 96-99
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Meganobz, or Kanz and Dreadz!
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| 100
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Tinboyz, or Cyborkz!
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| Wot's da mob foight like? (d10)
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| 1
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Dey fight all odd like (Drill & Discipline)
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| 2
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Let 'em krump ya, den show 'em how it's really dun! (Counter)
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| 3
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Krump 'em when deys ain't lookin! (Stealth Warfare)
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| 4
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Krump 'em quick like! (Lightning Strike)
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| 5
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Krump 'em when they git in ya pit! (Trench Warfare)
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| 6
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Choppa and Klaw mad! (Close Combat)
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| 7
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Dakka, Dakka, AND MORE DAKKA! (Ranged Combat)
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| 8
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Krump 'em so 'ard all know dey got krumped! (Shock & Awe)
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| 9
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Krump 'em an run to anovva place to krump 'em again! (Guerrilla Warfare)
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| 10
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Krump 'em in dey homes an streets! (Hive and Urban Warfare)
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| Day boyz loyalteez (d10)
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| 1-3
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Proppa ladz, always loyal
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| 4-6
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Good enuff ladz, no whiners and dey follow orders
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| 7-8
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Cautious ladz, we'z had our ups and downs
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| 9-10
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Shifty ladz, might try ta krump da warboss soon
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| Dat spechial stuff (d100)
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| 1-10
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What our old dosses used, dem tradishonal fings (Traditional Weapons)
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| 11-20
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Deyz got all dem trophies (War Trophies, more than usual anyway)
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| 21-30
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Ooniqe Shootas and Choppas (Specialized Weapon Pattern)
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| 31-40
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Dem Bikes are real funny lookin (Exotic Mounts)
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| 41-50
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Dey got some real funny big dakka (Rare Heavy Weapon)
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| 51-60
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Da dakka and choppa iz blu! (Blessed Weaponry)
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| 61-70
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Loadsa bioniks (Augmented Troops)
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| 71-80
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Funny Vehikle (Special Vehicle)
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| 81-90
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Dey fight in day funny way (Preferred Fightng Style)
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| 91-100
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Kustom weaponz (Modified Weaponry)
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Favoured God
| Gork or Mork? (d10)
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| 1-2
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Gork
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| 4-5
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Mork
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| 6-7
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Deyz both good, ya squighead!
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| 8-9
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We'z just krumping gits, ya know? We'z do not kare much about deh gits mak'n ovva gits and dah plan'its we'z krumping dem on.
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| 10
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Dah same gits dem spikey 'umies and weird squigs iz follow'n, blood for dah blood git or sumpt'n like dat!
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Warband Size
| 'ow many boyz we got left? (d10)
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| 1
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Not much, boss...
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| 2
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Just sum odd boyz
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| 3-4
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We'z short a bunch o' boyz but dere's plenty of gitz who want ta krump wi' us!
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| 5-7
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We gots enuff boyz to 'ave us a propa foight!
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| 8-9
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We gots more boyz dan you can toss a herd o' Squigs at! An' trust me, I tried.
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| 10
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Dere's too Many of 'Em!!
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Average Size
| 'ow big are da boyz boss? (d10)
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| 1
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Da boyz be lucky to krump one of 'dem blue boyz...
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| 2
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Dey ain't Big, but dey get da job done
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| 3-7
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'Ar boys are da roight and proppa size boss!
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| 8-9
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Da boyz be as big as dem regular gits' nobz!
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| 10
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'Ar boss be as big as dem 'ard humies dreads! And dem dreads be 'uge!
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"Ally"
Enemy (Well, More So Than Usual)
| See dem gits ova dere? Krump 'em. (d100)
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| 1-25
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Ovva Orks
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| 26-50
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Da pointy-hed pansyboyz
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| 51-70
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Dem 'nid squigs
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| 71-80
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Dem 'umies
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| 81-85
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Spiky 'umies an' stuff loik dat
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| 86-90
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Da pointy-hed, pointy-arms, pointy-errythin' emoboyz
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| 91-95
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Da puny but shooty blueboyz
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| 91-94
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Da ded killy skullboyz
|
| 95
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We are Daemon-Killa' you git
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| 96-100
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I dunno wot dey be, dey's different
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Best Loot
| Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted? (d100)
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| 1-50
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Dunno, ain't looted much, boss
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| 51-55
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One o' dem 'umie Titans
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| 56-60
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One o' dem spiky 'umie Titans
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| 61-65
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One o' dem pointy boyz' Battle Titans
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| 66-70
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One o' dem sniky-boyz' Pain Enjuns
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| 71-75
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Lotsa teef from one 'a dose 'uge tyr-uh-nid squigs
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| 76-80
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One o' dem skellyboyz' Monolisp- Monothil- big killy pyramids
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| 81-85
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Anuvva warboss' Gargant (we made it orkier!)
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| 86-97
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A dozen o' dem blueboyz' Krisis Kans
|
| 98
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A big buncha of dem non-orkish gits. Roll on da enemy table for da type and then roll on da speshul "Wot did ya do wit dem" table.
|
| 99
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Skulls, Skulls, Skulls and Blood lots of em
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| 100
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Roll twice on dis table (we gots loads uv loot, boss!)
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| Wot did ya do wit it? (d10)
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| 1-3
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Da boyz dismantled it and cannibalized its bits for da mek
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| 4-5
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It blew up in a foight (or there's a git mukkin about wit exploshuns)
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| 6-8
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Some gits stole it, dem sneaky bastards!
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| 9
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Made some 'uge piles of it
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| 10
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We made it orkier, and da boss rides it to battle
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| Wot did ya do wit dem? (d10)
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| 1-3
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Da boyz ate (or killed) 'em
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| 4-5
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'Em were gud workers
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| 6-8
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Thesez gits were gud fud for squigs
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| 9
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Meks took 'em and done somethinga weird
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| 10
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We made 'em orkier, and da boss leaded 'em to battle
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