Nork Deddog

Nork Deddog is an Ogryn in the Imperial Guard That has enhanced Brain and muscles, and the loyalty of a commissar (He just won't blam you). He can:write his name, count, and even talk fluently. And considering Ogryns have fewer IQ points than Sarah Palin, that's a real feat. He was taken off of combat to have his brain enhanced MOAR and trained with a special unit. He now works for Commissar Greiss Of the 2nd Catachan and he acts as his bodyguard. Nork has saved Griess's life many times and he has earned a LOT of shiny medals.