Mary Sue
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Originally a Mary Sue is a character that is a shameless self-insert, poorly developed, without flaws and stupidly overpowered. /tg/ hates Mary Sues.
Unfortunately, after so much rage and so many troll threads, /tg/'s definition of Mary Sue has become blurred; no one can agree on what the phrase means, to the point where the mere mention of Mary Sue is enough to set off shitstorms across the board.
Some accept nothing less than the above description, and will sooner gut you then look twice if you say it's anything else. Others prefer a more generalized definition, which refers to an overly-idealized character who exerts an unjust amount of influence upon their respective setting or story. Others still carry this meaning out to extremes, and use the term to describe anyone who isn't a homeless junkie or a brooding sociopath with an alignment of chaotic neutral.
The term is commonly used by trolls, and can most easily be spotted by a blanket accusation of a character being a Sue without attempting to justify actual reasons behind it. More clever trolls will attempt to offer some explanation that is deliberately intended to get under the offended party's skin.
Mary Sues are not always bad. But they often are. A bad Mary Suese is : Edward. A good Mary Sue is: Jean Luc Picard.
Never Ending List of Mary Sues
(Note: please post Mary Sues in alphabetical order.)
- Bella from twilight
- Bilbo Baggins (Back when being sophisticated and wholesome was a good thing)
- Cordell Walker from Walker Texas Ranger (the source of all the Chuck-Norris jokes)
- Dragio
- Drizzt (Deep down inside, you know it's true)
- Edward from twilight
- Elves
- Elminster Aumar (Forgotten Realms)
- TEH EMPRAH!!! (not anymore, now he's just a cripple, but was a Mary Sue before he got ass-raped.)
- Frodo Baggins (Successfully seduced the straight hobbit Sam Gamgee, into homosexuality.)
- Green Lantern, especially Hal Jordan
- Harry Potter
- Jacob
- Kenshiro, nothing can kill him and he's morally flawless, superior to everyone-fucking-else.
- The Lich King
- Link from the Zelda vidya gaems
- Luke Skywalker
- Marneus Calgar
- Master Chief
- Med'an (Half-Human, part-Orc and part-Draenei. Also related to several lore characters in one way or another)
- Mordenkainen (Gary Gygax's personal avatar in the Greyhawk setting and a level 30 wizard who never fucking ages past 50 despite being a hundred fucking years old without turning into a lich, he became bald for some reason, which makes him look evil, but he remains stupid neutral)
- Rhonin, archmage of the Kirin-Tor
- most 13 year-olds's RPG characters
- Space Marine smurfs
- Spider Man ( Search your feelings, you know it to be true!)
- Superman
- Thrall
- Tyranids
- The Unholy, half-crow cowgirl in Vampire: The Requiem
- Wonder Woman
- young main characters in crappy japanese animes and manga
- any White Wolf employee that shows up at a Vampire LARP session is automatically playing a millennia-old demigod vamp.
- Force Commander Vanilla Ice.
- Any character written by Matt Ward. Fuckin' Draigo.
(More to be added later (sounds of crying editors))
