Alith Anar

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"Fear the shadow, fear my name, ALITH. ANAR."

Dylan Sprouse Alith Anar
No running in my Nargarythe.

Alith Anar is a High Elf lord and the last of the Nargarythe noble bloodline in Warhammer Fantasy Battle. Also known as The Shadow King, he is the representative for the High Elf kingdom of Nargarythe, a Kingdom known for being: the former home to Malekith, the place housing Aenarion's bloody pimp mansion and Khaine's sword shrine, being the birth place of the Dark Elves and the only wasteland on Ulthuan. (AKA. a really nice place to spend your vacation.) As the last and only ruler of Nargarythe, Alith Anar is restless, ever seeking vengeance against Malekith and his Dark Elves for what they did to his homeland, to the point he had his agents and what remains of his people torture and murder any Dark Elves they could find. He excels in guerrilla warfare to the point that even Eshin Skavens have hard time fighting him as well as having shooting skills that would make Way Watchers drool over. Said shooting skill is boosted by a godly bow offered by the godness Lileath, which it is powerful enough to be considered a bolt thrower.

Past

Alith Anar's family were once the greatest supporters of Malekith and were even willing to help Morathi retake Anlec... at least until Malekith decided to throw a tantrum over not being Phoenix King which made every pro-Phoenix King Elven citizen on Nargarythe the first to suffer his cry fest. At the Battle of Dark Fen, many Nargarythe people loyal to the Phoenix King stood against a host of Dark Elves. Although they were outnumbered, Eothlir, Alith Anar's father was a tactical genius, such that he outmaneuvered and killed as many Dark Elves as he could with his little forces. Yet they were merely stalling for time against their inevitable defeat, where Eothlir was torn to shreds by a Dark Dragon and the loyal Elves were slaughtered with few survivors. After Alith Anar led what remained of the survivors back to their homes, they found their homes in ruins with many innocents dead; a sight that upset them so to the point they started to rip and tear any Dark Elves they could find. Alith Anar led his Shadow Warriors in many ambushes against Malekith's, and he was so effective at it that Caledor the Conqueror thanked Alith Anar in person after that one battle where they destroy many of the Dark Elves' reaper bolt thrower from behind.

After the Sundering turned Nargarythe into a Skaven vacation hot spot with Malekith, Morathi and the remaining Dark Elves fleeing to Naggarond, many surviving loyalist pleaded Alith Anar to become their king, and swore a blood oath that they would not rest until Malekith and his Dark Elves were dead.

Dark Elves trolling

Ever since the sundering, Alith Anar and his warriors have done nothing but fucking with Dark Elves, killing trespassers and being total loners among High Elves. One could say it is thanks to him that Dark Elves' are having trouble invading after the embarrassing atrocity that is the war of the beard or whatever vengeance those hairy short footer like to call it which gravely weakened the High Elves military to the point every Elf had to join a militia group to make it up. What's important is how Alith Anar is so good at trolling the Dark Elves that it made Loec, the trickster god, watch the ever living shit out of his every actions. Here's a list of things every High Elves should learn from him:

  • disguise their warriors as Dark Elves and terrorize the already chaotic city of the Dark Elves without giving a shit about its assassins, witch elves, monsters and sorcerers.
  • Disguise himself to infiltrate one of Malekith's orgy parties, dance with Morathi (without her recognizing him) and stealing both the Stone of Midnight (Aenarion's wedding gift to Morathi) and the High Prince's crown of Nagarythe (that Malekith took with him and was later renamed the Shadow Crown).
  • Trick Witch Elves that pursuing him into killing themselves by drinking blood mixed with poison.
  • After the Battle of Griffon Pass, he captured seven hundred Dark Elves and had them nailed high upon the white cliffs overlooking the narrow valley, where they hung until they died, and then their corpses hung for years afterwards until their flesh rotted and their bones tumbled into piles beside the road.
  • Make other Dark Elves so afraid of uttering his name that not even Malekith is safe from this.

His broken wargear

  • Stone of Midnight - The aforementioned jewel Aenarion gifted to Morathi, it cloaks its user in shadow.
  • Shadow Crown - The aforementioned Nargarythe crown. It allows the user to stop time by utter "NARGARYTHE".
  • Moon Bow - The aforementioned bow gifted by Lileath that could act as a miniature bolt thrower. It is however debatable that Lileath actually came down to give it to Alith Anar or else it could have broken her father's law.

Total War: WARHAMMER and Dylan Sprouse

He is featured in Total War: WARHAMMER as a FLC lord in the Queen and the Crone patch. He is a unique lord whose play style focus on killing Dark Elves and assassinating Dark Elves agents on the campaign map. His army also gets to ambush his enemies' and Dark Elves' army on attack and having accessed to a unique stance called "Shadow Realm" that lets his army bypass terrain and remain hidden. This makes him the most cunning High Elves EVER, so that he is sometimes mistaken for an Eshin Skaven lord, the fact his faction is suitable to settlement in wasteland climate reinforce this, YES-YES.

What's really interesting is his VA, Dylan Sprouse, whom you Disney viewers known as Zack from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody. Dylan also expressed his love at Alith Anar for being his favorite High Elves and even once expressed a desire for playing the role of Felix in a potential Gotrek and Felix movie adaptation. Nuff said, Alith Anar's reputation just got a bit less edgy and grim, and is now the butt of that Disney show joke on the internet. As of Dylan's recent work in the vidya gaem known as Kingdom Hearts 3: remind, Alith Anar is also this Japanese Yozora guy, some final fantasy main character lookalike.

Gallery

The High Elves and their gods of Warhammer Fantasy
Characters: Eltharion - Everqueen - Teclis - Tyrion - Prince Imrik - Alith Anar
Cadai: Asuryan - Hoeth - Isha - Kurnous - Lileath - Loec - Mathlann - Vaul
Cytharai: Addaioth - Anath Raema - Atharti - Drakira
Eldrazor - Ellinill - Ereth Khial - Estreuth - Hekarti
Hukon - Khaine - Ladrielle - Morai-Heg - Nethu
Events: The War of the Beard - The invasion of Naggaroth
Misc: Ulthuan - The Vortex - Waystone - Widowmaker
Appearances: Blood Bowl - Dreadfleet - Mordheim - Warhammer Fantasy Battle