FAPP
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FAPP: Erotic Sexventures is an extremely NSFW Furry EroRPG made by a Gnoll named Kah. Worshipers of Slaanesh probably play this game. The Magical Realm of Jizzral is (in the words of the author) "so faggoty that it jizzes onto other nearby planes to make them more like itself, in a phenomenon known as the Fappening." Combat in the game mostly consists of players and NPCs trying to Rape each other, as a side effect of the Fappening makes affected denizens impossible to kill. (Despite this, rules for non-fetish-based combat exist, so you can play as a band of warriors cleansing their world of the unholy taint or completely ignore the furry crap and use it like a regular RPG.) This game contains rules for just about every fetish and paraphilia in existence. It has rules for inflicting damage by putting a diaper on your opponent, and there is a character class that specializes in using sexual fluids as a weapon. All of this is lovingly detailed in a complete asset pack for MapTool, because even the author is capable of recognizing that people who want to play this shit face-to-face should be lynched. The game has three different editions: Basic Fapp (No longer supported), Fappfinder, and Advanced Fapp.
Rules (Advanced Fapp)
Select Age, Size, Nature (what substance your character is made of, expect rubber furries), Assets (what body parts you have), Mutations, and Kinks. You start with 20 points you can spend on stats and actions. Stats determine how many d6 you roll when making a check. Instead of adding the values of the d6's together, you count how many of them roll above the check. Your stats are Power, Stamina, Speed, Ego, Will, and Insight. Your hitpoint are equal to 10 plus your stamina stat plus your size modifier.
Character Class
Character classes do not have levels. Instead, you spend points to purchase actions from a class. You may only have actions from up to two classes.
- Beguiler: Uses various psychic powers.
- Cumslinger: A Ranger who fights by shooting enemies with ridiculous amounts of semen or other fluids.
- Fiend: Wielder of demonic magic.
- Fleshcrafter: Taps into the power of the Fappening to warp their own body or the body of others. Can add or remove assets and mutations to self or others.
- Matron/Patron: You are a MILF or a DILF. Abilities include healing and causing pregnancy.
- Rektyl: Focuses on swallowing enemies whole and grossing them out.
- Stud/Amazon: Fights with brute strength.
- Tantrist: Mystical martial arts and resisting temptation.
- Technomancer: Only usable in modern or futuristic settings. Fights with the power of technology. Useful for fighting against or supporting digital or metallic creatures.
- Twink/Mynx: Submissive but agile and sneaky.
Books
Free books
- Fapp Primer - Only contains the rules for character creation and combat in Basic Fapp. Very simple rules with no character classes.
- Advanced Fapp - Now with character classes and more complex rules.
- Fappfinder - A fan creation with character classes designed to be compatible with Pathfinder.
- Filth Folio - A book of dirty and disgusting characters.
Not free books
- Fapp: Core Rulebook - Contains the rules for Basic Fapp and introduces the setting of Jizzral. Later remade into Rotgut Rampage and compatible with Advanced Fapp instead.
- Fapp: Balls Deep In Duat - The Fappening spreads to a new world based on ancient Egypt.
- Fapp: Ass Effect - Science fiction setting.
- Fapp: Hard Heroes - Superhero setting.
- Fapp: Landsmeat - Returns back to the world of Jizzral for an adventure involving an important meeting between barbarian tribes.
- Fapp: Endgame - Modern day gamers get trapped in Jizzral by playing an MMORPG.
- Fapp: Monster Balls - Pokémon and Digimon leak into the world of Jizzral and are collected by the gamers trapped in Jizzral in the previous book.
- Fapp: Dragon Layer - Explores the many different varieties of dragons that live in Jizzral as well as folks who hunt, breed, ride, worship, and transform into them.
- Fapp: Yiff in Hell (Coming Soon) - Go to hell, literally, while fighting demons and devils and other denizens of the flaming depths.