Extra Heresy

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Extra Heresy, also known as Double Heresy, is a form of Heresy so Heretical that it causes everyone in the room to drop everything and stare in awe of how Heretical it is. The term was coined by Commissar Fuklaw.

Some ways to define Extra Heresy:

  1. An extremely intense variety of normal heresy
  2. Something that's heretical even for Chaos (i.e. a pacifist Bloodletter)
  3. Something that tampers the lore of an established franchise
  4. Something that just makes you RAGE with the intensity of a thousand supernovas (not always interchangeable with the term cancer, which implies disgust rather than outrage)
  5. Something that the mere mention of which violates you to your core

Extra Heresy is punishable by Exterminatus of the heretic and their kind.

...Followed by revivification, followed by further Exterminatus.

Things that are considered Extra Heresy (With reasons why it classifies as such)

  • 6th Edition
  • Daemonettes
  • Matt Ward: Enough said.
  • C.S. Goto
  • Ian Watson
  • Khornate Knights
  • Female Space Marines
  • Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Ponies who aren't in their containment board.
  • Matt Ward: (Read reason above)
  • ALL of the Grey Knights for some reaso-*BLAM*
  • Furries: Human traitors that choose to become xeno scum.
  • Furry-Bronies, even in their containment board.
  • Chaos Spawn since just mentioning it causes to you t-AAUGHBLACIFTHFG
  • FATAL
  • Squad Broken (We're struggling to figure out if there's a level above Extra Heresy to describe it)
  • Fanboys, Fangirls, or Fan Attack Helicopt-*BLAM* NO.
  • Matt Ward
  • Dark Angels Space Wolves Definitely Dark Angels.
  • Cultist-Chan
  • Heresy is extra heresy. Shut u- *BLAM* SPEAKING ABOUT HERESY IS HERESY!
  • Xenos love (as per Commissar Fuklaw stated, but i'm willing to tr... *BLAM*)
  • Skub
  • Rowboat and Cawl trying to upstage Big-E's work with the Primaris Marines.
  • Matt Ward
  • Anything in relation to half-breeds, the actual names of which is not worth mentioning.if only all anons were like this one
  • Winx Club, especially the later seasons. But, Greta likes the later sea-*BLAM*
  • The concept of Taco Fridays. (It’s Freedom Friday anyway) HERESY!!! *BLAM* Taco Friday was the invention of the Man-Emperor of Mankind!
  • Saying that Taco Tuesday is on Friday. ( the powers of chaos prevail) DAMMIT MAGNUS
  • Mentioning the name of the traitor of the Imperium, Kasey Boon. I would say tha- *BLAM* SHIPPING KASEMERALD IS HERESY!!!!!
  • The Star Wars Sequel Trilogy.
  • Oh and did we mention Matt Ward
  • Nothing and Everything in relation to Choas............... saved myself there
  • She-Ra and The Princesses of Power's grand finale. And it shows! YOU CANNOT KISS AND THE VENOM WILL GO AWAY, YOU STUPID HOMOSEXUAL FUNDAMENTALIST! THERE ARE BLACK WIDOWS IN THE US. THERE'S A REASON WHY THEY ARE IN A CASE WITH AIR AND YET THEY DO NOT ESCAPE! THE FEMALES HAVE THE MOST DEADLIEST NEUROTOXIN IN THE WORLD AND IT CAN KILL ELEPHANTS. THE VERY ONES THAT HANNIBAL BARCA TOOK TO THE ALPS! WHAT KIND OF A JACKASS OF A WRITER WROTE THIS AND DIDN'T THINK IT THROUGH?