Daemonette
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Alluring (mostly) female demons in servitude to Slaanesh in the Warhammer 40k universe. The most famous is a raver know as The Masque what is all the time dancing, even while she is making babies. Also there is a urban legend what says their invulnerability really comes from the size of their tits and not from their daemonic nature, mostly because they deflect any possible projectile, even the weeaboo's arsenal, aimed at their torso. Cause of much fapping amongst fa/tg/uys.
Most daemonettes have razor-sharp claws, and slashing and stabbing things with them causes them unholy ecstasy. Because the fastest way for them to experience this is combat, they are, paradoxically, a very effective combat unit.
See also: The far more popular Loli Daemonette, and the seemingly reasonable Nerdmonette.
According to /d/: Most are dickgirls*. We are not liable for any major psychological or physical damage (or arousal) this revelation may have caused you. Continue.
Daemonette Mutations
Daemonettes have had a lot of different varieties across multiple production runs. The first Daemonettes had crab-like claws and feathery "whitesnake" hair, because they were unveiled in the 80s when Sonic Blasters were actual guitars. They looked perfectly ridiculous, but that's fine - everything did in these days, and that was perfectly acceptable because it was fucking awesome.
Later updates gave the Daemonettes an impressive facelift and saw the beginnings of us seeing PROMOTIONS for Daemonettes as well. Slaanesh was given a comprehensive backstory, and the Daemonettes were updated accordingly. Because Slaanesh had been born of the Eldar, the Daemonettes incorporated many elven features, having lithe, graceful bodies, long ears, and a much more feminine shape. This was also when the Daemonettes traded their crabby claws for scythe-like ones, and where they actually had interesting fluff applied to them in the WHFB universe - a perfect melding of grace and lethality, Slaanesh made them so that they basically orgasm if they successfully impale someone with their talons, which made them exceptionally effective close-combat units. When you think of Daemonettes, most of /tg/ thinks of these ones; at once beautiful and hideous, giving you the wierdest boner before chopping you to squishy bits.
They were updated again for the next edition; this was predominantly a model update, since the new Daemonettes were plastic as opposed to the metal ones of old. These are the infamous "Monoboob" models that became the rage at about the time that a certain fluff-raping faggot that makes Goto look competent screwed with their fluff so they were ll simultaneously feminine and not-feminine, and played up their hideousness to 11. By and large, the new Daemonette Models,. whilst they looked fairly cool in their own right, looked nice, they weren't as well-recieved by the community - because you simply don't get between a fa/tg/uy and his monstergirl porn without risking the loss of a limb. The most popular belief behind the update however, is that Games Workshop thought that the original models were too racey for younger players, which of course begs the question: If you're not going to handle that sort of content in a universe full of grimdark, then why the fuck are you in charge?
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