Cybering
Talking with another human online with the intent of roleplaying sex with them.
Blood Ninja
A very amusing meme (I put on my robe and wizard hat) was started in a cybering session.
- bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
- BritneySpears14: Aight.
- bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
- BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
- bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
- BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
- bloodninja: Me too baby.
- BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
- bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
- BritneySpears14: Hey...
- bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
- BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
- bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
- BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
- bloodninja: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
- bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
- BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
- bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
- bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
- bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
- bloodninja: Baby?
- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
- eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
- BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
- eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
- BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
- BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
- eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
- BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
- eminemBNJA: Oh shit
- BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
- eminemBNJA: Oh shit
- eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
