Chaos BBQ Cook-Off

July 12 of every year Chaos is undivided for a yearly cook-off.

Its a day of "games", concerts, orgies, and some damn good food.

Each year the event takes place at the residence of a different chaos god although every time Tzeentch hosts it everyone tends to get lost and so only he gets the food....Just as planned

Facts

• The most popular "game" at the event is "Toss the Guardsman". Kharn is still by far the crowd favorite. What a great guy.

• Tzeentch makes a mean BBQ chicken...No seriously that's the most pissed off chicken ever, you wouldn't blame him.

• There is a popular adopt a nurgling booth set up every year.

• There is also a just as popular "adopt" a daemonette booth.

• Slaanesh was quite pissed that his/her/it's daemonettes lost in the beauty pagent to one of Khorne's Khornettes, the Blood God laughed his ass off with Nurgle whose's daemonette actually got second.

• There is a raffle for an autographed picture of Doombreed.(Hint, hint GW!)

• Never let one of the Thousand Sons near a cotton-candy machine, it isn't pretty.

• Unless you're a worshipper of Nurgle, never try out "ANY" of their cuisines. Results aren't pretty and Very messy.

• Unless you have a strong stomach, never try out "ANY" of Doomrider's cooking. Whatever he cooks up has impossible amounts of Cocaine.

• If you're Kaldor Draigo, you know what to do.

• If your even here your here. Run fast, Slaanesh will be after you quickly.

• There is a talent show although the 'talents' on display are same year to year; Khorne tries to behead a greater number of people in one swing every time; Nurgle tries to make the best soup possible (not to be eaten for heavens sake); Tzeentch tries to impress with magic tricks and Slaanesh tries for most organisms in a row.

• A guest singer is always 'invited' to the BBQ so the Gods can have some entertainment while they chow down on Imperial Guard burgers. The singer alas never leaves the event alive, either being nommed/killed/tortured/made ill and dying/molested or any one of a dozen of things by one of the guests of the party. This year's choice of singer is currently being contested; Slaanesh wants boy-toy Justin Bieber while Tzeentch is wanting the changing tones of Rebecca Black. Naturally neither choice has gone down well with Khorne or Nurgle.

• By common consent, Malal and the Sons of Malice are barred from the event although they always try to gatecrash.

• A booth teaching extra-dimensional paradox poker with the Emperor, the Deceiver, and Cegorach as guests is also open. A curtain of anti-matter covers the booth so casual onlookers won't have their brains melt out.