Boss Zagstruk

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Boss Zagstruk is an Ork Warboss who leads a personal squad of Stormboyz called Da Vulcha Squad, named after his personal red Fighta-Bommer. He lost his legs to a Spess Mehreen Dreadnought and got them replaced with a pair of bionic legs called Da Vulcha's Klaws (sensing a pattern here?). These two have the same crushing power as two Power Klaws, compounded by the weight of him landing on the unfortunate foe. He and his squad are currently having a blast fighting for their lives against the Tyranids that invaded the Ork Empire of Octarius.

On the tabletop, Boss Zagstruk can be attached to a single unit of Stormboyz. He's equipped with a Rokkit Pack (befitting a Stormboy), Stikkbombs, a Cybork body, a Choppa and Slugga, and Da Vulcha's Klaws. He has two special rules, called Swoop Attack and Violent Temper. In battle, the now-upgraded Vulcha Squad will never break, due to the Violent Temper special rule. Plus, they're able to assault the second they come onto the table. However, his Vulcha Klaws only take effect on the turn he charges. So in a protracted fight, the unit can suffer due to the lack of a Powerklaw. Also, the Swoop Attack is a high-risk maneuver, requiring the Vulchas to land close to enemy units, and thus risking mishaps. Used correctly, Zagstruk and his Boyz can be an effective assault force.

Forces ov da Orks
Bosses: Beastboss - Big Mek - Boiler Boy - Meganobz - Painboy
Painboss - Pigdok - Warboss - Warlord - Weirdboy - Wurrboy
Boyz: Boyz (Huntas - Madboyz - Shoota Boyz - Slugga Boyz - Stikk Bommas - Wildboyz)
'Ardboyz - Brutes - Cyborks - Diggas - Gretchin - Nobz - Skarboyz
Oddboys: Burna Boyz - Flash Gitz - Kommandos - Lootas
Mekboyz - Rokkas - Runtherd - Stormboyz - Tankbustas
Feral Orks an'
Beast Snaggas:
Beast Snagga Boy - Boarboyz - Herda - Kill Rig
Squig Catapult - Squiggoth - Squighog Boy - Trappa
Stompy 'fings: Deff Dred - Gorkanaut - Killa Kan - Mega-Dread - Morkanaut
Transports an' Tanks: Battlewagon - Big Lugga - Big Trakks - Bonebreaka - Bonecruncha - Braincrusha
Flakkatrakks - Gobsmasha - Grot Tanks - Grot Trakbike - Gutrippa - Grot MegaTank
Gunwagon - Looted Wagon - Lungbursta - Trukk - Spleenrippa - Weirdboy Tower
Speed Freeks: Boomdakka Snazzwagon - Bowelburna - Cuttas - Deffkilla Wartrike - Junka
Kustom Boosta-Blasta - Megatrakk Scrapjet - Rukkatrukk Squigbuggy
Shokkjump Dragsta - Speedsta - Warbikers - Warbuggy - Wartrakk
Flyboyz: Bomma - Dakkajet - Deffkoptas - Drilla-Killa - Fighta - Fighta-Bomma
Grot Bomms - Landa - Minelayer - Warkoptas - Wazbom Blastajet
Supportin' Dakka: Grot Bomm Launcha - Magna-Kannon - Mek Gunz
Splashy Noggins: Ship Smasha-class Maritime Destroyer
Nautical Kroozer - Ork Submersible
Zoggin' Big and Ded Killy: Battlefortress - Gargant - Kill Tanks - Locomotive Battering Ram - Stompa
Warp Ulks: Ork Assault Boat - Rok
Huts'an Stuff: Big'ed Bossbunka - Dropz - Mekboy Workshop
Gubbinz an' Wots-its: Choppas - Fungus - Ork Gunz - Snotlings - Squigs - Warboars
Main article: Orks

Madboyz researchin' found dese troofs 'bout us greenskinz:

  • Da biggest and da strongest (more dan puny 'umiez, fer exarmpul.)
  • Made fer fight'n' an winnin' (a good Ork iz neva beet, 'cuz if we winz, we winz, if we diez, we'z diez in battle, so dat don't count! And if we iz crumped, we can come back fer unnavva go!)
  • Are often da subjectz 'uv homoerotic rape fictionz. Wait, Wot?

Look'at Orcs & Goblins for dey're medieval couzinz.