Vampire

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These guys suck. Blood mostly, but whatever.

An overrated, over-glorified "race" that emo fags love, and at times the entertainment industry circle jerks to.

And now they sparkle, according to Twilight. Hooray for sparkly vampires...

They used to be badass motherfuckers, but then emo teens started to pretend that they were vampires until it stopped meaning "Dark Creature of the Night, Here to Devour your Soul", and started meaning "Faggot".