Story of teegee

A story told by ancient drawfags here since the dawn of teegee, warning may cause rage and brain malfunctions. There are many accounts of the days since the creation of teegee and every oldfag may have a slightly different history or view, here are a few of those.

== Tales of /tg/ ==

Come Come gather around fags, new and old I come to tell you a story, a story long forgotten and lost in the anals of 404, of days when the empire of /tg/ first rose from the sea of piss, but nay not that far back for that is a story every newfag knows or should know by heart, and if you dont you fail. so... shall we begin? fine then let us recap, as you know loooonnng ago in the distant past I ak... wait... an ancient mage a genius to be exact sought to pleasure and unite the minds of the young and delight the old his name was Walt Disney, what he created were one of the first animals with human minds, speech and thought but its mind was too pure and too suceptible to corruption. This was exploited to the worst and most disturbed of minds.... And so this gave birth to what you know as the furrie/furry abominations! a parody of human existance and of our own animal instincts, the blight spread quickly as the furries gained massive grounds and footholds all over the internets and gained more followers every day.... They evolved, faster than we could have ever imagined the first were crude and of poor resolution but they got better... much better at first... we thought it was nothing, just another webdrama that would blow over sometime in the foreseeable future but we were wrong, and we paid the price. the first /b/tards to become infected with the blight were promtly ignored but soon more threads appeared on the front page. Our warnings were ignored.... Too late the /b/tards mobilized their arsenals of porn and lolicon and the furries gained much ground over 4chan. Branching out from their stronghold of Furry-Friday and althoug the /b/tards fought bravely! it was not enough.... soon the other days of the week were torn asunder and flooded with the creatures, but just as all hope seemed lost... from the north rode the Emprah of Mankind and his SPESS MAHREENS in all their glory and humanity fuckyeah. The furry tide was pushed back. the furtide was torn assunder, their corruption Purged from Thursday, yes I remember the days DF. B&hammer purifying the minds of the damned and desperate he was of the few first to emerge from the corrupted wastes of the Devart cities. Thus came the founding of the first fortress monastery within the lands of /b/ situated directly in the centre of the week Warhammer Wednesday but! the glory and sheer awsome of the emprah's pauldrons could not go unoticed by lord moot with the help of the mightiest /b/tards rose a mighty new Board! This board was given the name... /tg/ those /b/tards and Anons that followed the Emprah left for the island of /tg/ a perfect paradise, infact a natural fortress. covered by mighty mountains forests and surrounded by a sea of piss. Even the name /traditionalgames/ drove the illiterate and retarded away. And guarded by the greatest and most brilliant of Trolls /tg/. T'was the golden age of 4chan, however the thread of furryism was still fresh in our minds and there were weekly inquitiorial patrols to seek out the rot. They say once in a few hundred years or a few seconds in internet time... A great mind is born those few brilliant minds were the drawfags arguably they are the ones who wrote and made the law of /tg/ it was infact their threads that kept the furry at bay! Their 40kism naturally drew the Anons to them therefore their attention away from the furries. But of course there are deviants to said furrism this was deemed *monstergirl* although they could barely be called furry their presence although resented by some was welcome in the hearts of others, the threads were enjoyable. But /tg/ kept a watchful eye on their actions, but let us forget the furries for a moment. As you know traditional games, is still a form of game. Many thought /tg/ would just end up like /v/ but the faithful stood strong and explored other forms of lulz and entertainment. And although the drawfags had some control over the populace, These pioneers truly forged what was tg related their names of Anon, every traditionalfaggot wears proudly to this day. but where other boards troll eachother for dominance, teegee trolled and the enjoyment of the trolling was felt on both sides. A wise Anon once said, "/tg/ trolls itself every hour every day every week, not simply for lulz but because there is great purpose in it, tg has master the art of playing on both sides of the fence, its what makes us strong and somehow happy"just as we thought the furtide had ended it came again, the armies of 711 dared to disturb the pit of fuck and once again the furries ran rampant through the boards. Flare, the hideous abonination that personally lead the assault on /tg/ her initial attack was strong but found no sympathy from the elf-fags and monstergirl lovers. Her assault faultered, seeing the weakness the drawfags too the advantage with their strange talent slew the beast in its lair but the damage had been done. A single furspawn was born, its name was Sergalfag. thos /tg/ers too tired to give a fuck let it be and later discovered they really really didnt give a fuck even after its first trolls. And so we come to the now teegee, where true awsome is occationally forged by our meaty hands let it be fapfics image threads trollthreads discussion threads and drawthreads. Eternally guarded by its humanity fuckyeah mentality and SPESS MAHREENS remember where you came from /tg/ and your glorious past of glory