Stercus Ludicrum
The concept: On a backwater shithole of a ice planet, a governor's son's desire to tinker with sleeping Necrons leads to everyone in the galaxy fighting everyone else over a planet with no strategic value for no reason. And it is AWESOME Characters
Characters
Active
This section includes any and all characters who are currently still alive and present in the game.
- Original Commissar The original Commissar who started it all (always a Commissar). Is currently the closest thing that the local PDF on Cold Shoulder, has a a capable leader.
- Future Commissiar The same guy as before, but from a far shittier future that occurs a year and a half after the war of Cold Shoulder originally started. We don't understand how he got here, or why he's still here, so stop fucking asking, and get back to work!
- Governor's whore of a Daughter(call her Steph) The daughter of the recently deceased planetary Governor, and a former Slanneshi cultist like her mother. Went to "rehab" and got better (and by that, we mean she got married to the planetary bishop, and enjoyed the taste of his dick, and so got her act together). Is currently the the planetary Governess.
- Canoness Konstanzia Canoness of the Ermine Mantle, and "leader" of the local sisters of battle currently on planet. Has bionic eyes, and a penchant for drinking far too fucking much expensive alcohol. We've tried talking to her about it, but it usually ends with a serious beating.
- Sister Charlotte
- Sister Terese
- Sister Olga A sister of battle with the Ermine Mantle. One of their heavy weapons specialist's armed with a heavy bolter. Her fellow sisters all say she eats too much, and think she's massively overweight. She only eats as much as she does, because she burns more calories than the rest of her sisters, due to lugging around a 50 pound gun, and it's ammunition. Is currently in a relationship with a certain Primaris space marine.
- Primaris Sergeant Jaren Artorius A Primaris space marine, belonging to the Broken Shields chapter of space marines. His squad dropped into orbit with orders to take down a titan, but ended up swallowed by it, and ending up in the Warp. After an intense journey with an insane version of Kaldor Draigo, he and his squad managed to escape, and make their way back to cold shoulder, before continuing to assist with planetary defense. It was during this time, that he met and started a relationship with a member of the Ermine Mantle chapter of sisters of battle, by the name of Olga.
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