Skaven
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Technologically advanced rat people in the Warhammer Fantasy setting, you will be hard pressed to find a more unlikeable race out there. Ugly, evil creatures that spread plague wherever they go and topple kingdoms for fun and profit. Due to their chronic backstabbing disorder, nobody trusts them (except Dark Elves, who have a treaty with them), likes them, or wants to be 'allies' with them. As one can expect, they are rather bitey.
So who are they?
The Skaven are a race of walking humaniod rats with dubious (but not to be underestimated) intelligence and a hideous feral cunning out to conquer the world in the name of their God the Horned Rat and for their own personal gain. Each Skaven is pure evil and this is not racism speaking here; by instinct each Skaven is self-obsessed, paranoid, greedy, doesn't give a rats (hehe) for their family and race's wellbeing if their own is at stake, and find the concepts of love, honour and friendship to be so alien they can't comprehend them. The only thing a Skaven hates more than its own kind is non-Skaven and this gives the ratmen the vaguest ability to work together when they have a common enemy, otherwise they would fall on each other like, well, a pack of rats.
No-one knows where they came from but it is suspected Tzeentch had a hand in their creation through warpstone and a hideous amount of mutation and generations of breeding with normal rats.
- (There's a poem in the Skaven codex called "The Doom Of Kavzar", written in universe in the Warhammer world's equivalent of Italy that may explain their origins; to summarise, humans and dwarfs lived together in city, and decided to build a Noblebright Tower of Babel rip-off to thank the gods for their prosperity. But even Dorf engineering couldn't complete it, so they got some mysterious stranger to complete it who added his own dedication to the gods in a giant bell. Then the temple sealed itself shut, the stranger disappeared, and terrible things happened. The weather turned bad with constant Warpstone-laced rain, crops failed and rats multiplied while growing bigger and smarter. Older fluff said the stranger cursed the city because the people cheated him of payment for finishing the temple, newer fluff just makes him out to be evil and mysterious. Realising things were becoming Dwarf Fortress, the humans asked the Dwarves for help but were rebuffed due to the rats eating all the Dwarves food. The third time the surviving humans got desperate and smashed open the Dwarf gates to demand their help. But the rats had eaten all the Dwarves and the poem ends with them eating the humans too). And the rest, is history...
They live in a massive underground empire which spans through the warhammer world. No one trusts them quite rightly and few other races resist killing them on sight. They are more numerous then any other race in the world and only one enemy keeps them truly in check: themselves.
Clans
Skaven society is divided up into a number of clans, many, many clans, the most important ones being:
Clan Pestiliens (Plague monks and guro fetishists) basically diseased ridden little-more-then-alive zombie vermin who are barely kept in check. For fun they like to make up newer, deadlier plagues and a few times have come close to conquering Skaven-kind entirely.
Clan Eshin (Ninja rats and assassins) using the skaven's natural speed to it's upmost, while you may laugh at the idea of an assassin-rat, you won't when you see a nasty black blur with poisoned knives coming at you.
Clan Moulder (Master Mutators) They make all manner of nasty giant mutants, all themed around rats and usually using one of their fellows as the basis for the monster. Rat Orges are the most well known of the critters used by their forces, although flying rodants, wolf-rats, and giant tunnelling rat-mole monsters all exist.
Clan Skryre (Steampunk rats, they use radioactive arquebuses (though an arquebus is much shorter and less rifled than a jezzail), warp lightning and magitek. Also DOOMWHEELS).
The bulk of the clans are 'Warlord Clans' which are made up of massive and we mean MASSIVE numbers of Skaven clanrat warriors who are capable of drowning opposition under their sheer weight in numbers. Thankfully they are often too busy trying to stab each other in the back, which helps keep the vermin population under control.
Society
As you may expect (if you do not know much about rat social behavior, which is fairly well developed and includes among other things evidence of rodent altruism, or work on people's stereotypes of what rats are like rather than how rats interact), Skaven society is rather literally cutthroat when it comes to promotions. The only reason why their society has not murdered itself into extinction is because of a very high reproductive rate. Despite their teamkilling tendencies, they obey the Grey Seers, the prophets of their god, The Horned Rat, without question. Except for the other Grey Seers.
The Skaven race is ruled over the by council of thirteen, Skaven of such evil they have been chosen by their vile god and manage to survive the constant threat of assassination, most likely because everyone is too afraid of these uber-ratman to go near them. Although they squeak big about their plans for world domination, they are too busy trying to outdo and kill each other (just like in real world politics!). Despite the name there is only twelve councillors; the 13th seat is symbolic and reserved for their god and woe betide anyone that tries to sit in it!
Deity
The Skaven worship their creator the Horned Rat, a god as sickening and vile as they are. God of disease and vermin, thankfully he gets the crap kicked out of him by Sigmar and Sotek on a regular basis and frankly anyone that feels like having a go.
Army
Skaven are your standard easily abused horde army. Lots of cheap vermin, whose numbers allow them to easily ignore their one theoretical weakness: shitty leadership, backed up by more expensive and/or specialized units, that are in theory unreliable but will still wreck your shit moar consistently than most anything else by sheer volume. Also, DOOMWHEELS.
Under current rules they are have always been considered overpowered, except for a brief period where DoC reigned thanks to your Spiritual Liege. They have now reclaimed their mantel, since 8th edition heavily favors mass infantry blocks, and the Skaven can easily throw out a block of 100 models for less than what some other armies will spend on a lord, no, I'm not exaggerating, which under the current rules is virtually unbeatable.
Fun Facts
- Grey Seers regularly ride giant bells on scaffolds into battle
- DOOMWHEELS
- Their leaders lead from the back, to get a better view of the battle of course and not due to the meatshield tactic.
- They can improve anything, with the additional of magical radiation rocks!
- GIANT LIGHTNING CANNONS
- Backstabbing little bastards, they'll fuck you up five different ways without you even knowing about it, if you're lucky.
DIE DIE MANTHINGS!
The above sentence clearly illustrates the quirks of skaven language: they often say certain monosyllabic words twice (words like "die die" and "fool fool" are popular[MOON MOON]) Also, they often end the name of a species with the suffix -things, so manthings, dwarfthings etc. etc.
Female Skaven
In their only mention in the fluff, female Skaven are described as essentially mindless giant sky-scraper sized living wombs covered in lactating breasts that only exist to constantly dribble baby Skaven like a faucet and to eat. In one of the Gotrek & Felix novels, a Skaven is rewarded by his superior by being given permission to mate with one (the implications are mind-boggling). Original Skaven Blood Bowl models had females, which had cheerleaders, which had four breasts each.
Since there's so little fluff on the subject, there's no way to know if ALL female Skaven are converted into baby factories, if it is the fate of unlucky few, with the rest being simply not represented in models similar to how the canonically gender mixed High Elf and Dark Elf redshirt soldiers all appear to be male, or if the Skaven don't change any females and this is just how skaven are. Like how Bees have one big reproducing female that makes all the babys.
Despite this, there's always the occasional OC on a generic model Lord or Hero depicting femSkaven who escape their fate.
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Canon image of a female Skaven.
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Skaven cheerleaders.
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Fanart of femSkaven.
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More fanart depicting femSkaven experiments.
Warhammer 40k
While no direct space Skaven exist, there are ratlike mutants described in the fluff, rat-worshiping cultists in Necromunda, a mutant race called Ratlings which despite being more halfling than rat could be argued as a successor, the Imperial Guard itself which serves as uneducated and amoral xenophobes who are mass-bred and treated as currency by the Imperium with access to some nice and fancy toys which are more likely to cause teamkilling than damage to foes, and lastly there are the Tyranids who are 40k's version of ungodly numbers faction. The Hrud used to be the Space Skaven, but that was pretty much retconned. They look different now (on the rare occasion they are mentioned in the fluff), so the only actual space Skaven are the Veer-Myn from Warpath by Mantic games. As usual, most of their models are, well not terrible, but not the greatest things ever,there is however great potential for a fantasy warlock engineer conversions.
Gallery
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The original Skaven Clans.
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Skaven don't play nice.
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FUCKFUCK ELFTHINGS!
