Sergal

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Sergals are a very strange species made by a very strange Japanese furry. He gave them a number of nonstandard biological features, including huge ripping "molars" like shark teeth, a pointed, angled snout, breastless females, a raptor-like posture, and most infamously, a tongue-like clitoral hood. 4chan found them and immediately determined its true purpose: raping. This caught on in 4chan and spread across the internet, causing distress to the original artist. He responded by removing it in subsequent illustrations, and even giving the females breasts, which only made them more furry. Perhaps realizing there was no winning, he gave up and returned them to their original design. He has stated in hilariously broken English that the clit-hood-tongue is used to "guide the penis." Reading his thoughts on this (or any) subject is described as both horrible and strangely fascinating.

Sergals enjoy murder, torture, slavery, and consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. The most popular Sergal is General Rain Silves, recognized by her yellow eyes marked with streaks of blood. She eats babies. More recent art of Rain has showed a spiraling descent into madness, drunk with her increasingly powerful and extreme shape-shifting abilities.At this rate, she'll ascend into godhood, like the Lovecraft version of Hercules.

Sergals are a contentious subject, as are all things covered in more hair than a neckbeard. Fa/tg/uys have a love/hate relationship with these creatures. Detractors argue that Sergals are too furry, and that their role of "horrible brutal rape monster" is already filled by gnolls. Such arguments typically collapse into further arguments about whether gnolls, kobolds, dragonborn and even dorfs are also too furry. On quiet nights, the non-troll Sergal thread is created, seeking to create a full set of fluff for them. At the same time, troll threads are about as common but when they occur, they are often spammed and many are created at once. This creates a positive feedback loop, where sergal troll threads are created in an effort to counter the number of sergal troll threads.

Most of the legitimate Sergal-statting threads have been made and have discussed everything there is to discuss, and the same few anons that made their stats and pages are now working on a Unified Setting for /tg/ that is basically a fantasy setting containing a lot of /tg/'s original content as well as helping other races get statted and/or helping fledgeling projects and otherwise getting shit done for /tg/.

Sergals have been statted for D&D 4e, D&D 3.5e, GURPS, and Dark Heresy. Sort-of-recent examples of some of these can be found on this page somewhere maybe. A mod created for Dorf Fort has been made available that includes them into the game. The mod can be found here.

A set of Commissar Sergal pictures exist, expertly crafted for trolling war hams.

Sergals make effective skub due to disagreements over their furry/not-furry nature, and are one of the creatures parodied by Droobies, the other being Cutebolds.

The most well-known Sergal on /tg/ apart from Rain is John, the female sergal from Joanquest.