Armies You Should Never Play

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Factions you should not play against include, but are not limited to:

>Space Marines

>Blood Angels

>Space Wolves

>Deathwatch

>Grey Knights

>Custodes

>Chaos Space Marines

>Thousand Sons

>Death Guard

>Imperial Knights

>Chaos Knights

>Imperial Guard

>Tau

>Eldar

>Unpainted collective

>Duncan’s current army

>Sucking your own cock

>Whatever faction your local “that guy” is currently playing

>Dark Eldar

>Harlequins

>Whatever armies Duncan isn’t currently playing

>Tyranids

>Og Chaos marines

>successor chaos marines

>Ossiarch Bonerepears.

>Exodites

>Female Space Marines

>Eldar Corsairs

>alpha legion, memed into the ground

>Squats

>inquisition

>Whatever faction I'm playing

>Chads who play in Admech vs Ork games

>Duncan

>Sisters of Battle.

>Tau without Kroot

>Tau with Kroot

>gellerpox infected

>German bolt action force with a Mediocre paint job counting as krieg

>Actual Krieg

>Henry Cavill's faction (even though Custodes are already on the list)

>Emperor's Spears (ADB's favourites)

>Servants of the Abyss

>Orks with old miniatures

>Whatever army Anonymous is playing (Zerg apparently)

>Your Mum’s army

>unaligned

>My favorite faction (even though alpha legion is already on the list)

>models fielded by autists with a fucking lisp. Some people want to rip off their ears everytime they hear someone with a lisp.

>misters of battle

>Stormcast Eternals

>Cultists

>”muh special snowflake loyalist traitors”

>incel dickheads who live with their parents

>GSC

>Orks with new miniatures

>Any GW-designed/manufactured army

>Any non-GW designed/manufactured army