Profit

A common meme on 4chan, shamelessly stolen from an episode of South Park featuring Underpants Gnomes. Naturally the gnome business plan is a satire; every gnome is unaware of a vital step in a cunning plan but simply assumes another more important gnome does.

Also, WotC's stated primary objective for the release of Dungeons & Dragons 4E.

How to Profit

1) Fuck a goat named Darren

2) Ask commissar Fuklaw to take a chill pill without dying.

3) ???

4) Profit!