Mexicarines

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Not so much stealing, they just do it faster without telling the Chapter that's supposed to do it. So they'd arrive at the site of a Tyranid invasion to find it all wiped out and all that transit time wasted.

Every unit sargeant or el sargento is equpped with bags of cocaine to disable slaneeshi marines on a roll of 2+ in close combat. So they attract DoomRider also? I heard the Mexicarines came in. I'm gonna snort all of it of the belly of a Tijuana Puta.

Although the Mexicarines do love a good drink they do NOT get along with the Space Wolves due to the fact that they ain't fans of Meade and Space Wolves' don't like tequila

They also steal all the space wolf women (?) with their charming ways (ie never taking a no).

If you do field Meximarines, make sure to take that special character that allows SoB allies so you can include the Order of the Puta Madre.

now we just need a banner, dam i can't remember what the left pauldron thing is called, and color scheme. Mexican flag, obviously. But with the Aquilla holding a snake with horus' head, kinda like that one banner in the 2nd ed. rulebook.

They have been known at times to out-loot Orks and seemingly appear out of nowhere in rather secure areas.

fight zombie Luchadores?

Mexicarines can cram 10 space marine squads in a single rhino. Increased Vehicle Capacity. Mexicarines have been known to be able to fit an seemingly impossible number of their troops into a single Land Raider

All of the Emperor's hymns are sung to the tune of La Cucaracha. Also, Gonzales-class Land Speeders

ignore any terain effects only apllys to infentry

¡Sí! ¡He dejado en libertad los prisioneros y ahora vengo por ti! = battlecry

They need an upgrade that allows their tanks to hop over small obstacles

All their tanks have those ridiculous paintjobs and hydraulics.

So DFA from the Land Raider Bunnyhop?

Also they can loot like orks but are often told only to take stuff they can put in the barracks. You wouldn't believe how many Giant Spools there are in 40K

BUT THEY HAVE TACO'S WITH PURITY SEALS!

TACOS MAN! THE EMPRAH'S TACO'S!

Guitars -> noise marines armies.

Mexicarines sound pretty awesome. Do people have to smuggle themselves to a neighbouring planet to get into the army?Its part of the training. It was said that the founder of the Chapter managed to smuggle himself onto Holy Terra...

They're master infiltrators. Often even fellow Chapters or IG units will be caught by surprise when they're assaulting an Xeno or Chaos fortification to already find it cleared out and the Mexrines inside relaxing after a hard days work. Also any liquor in said area has vanished.

Mexicarines have the ability effectively move anywhere. If not watched they have displayed the ability to ascend stairs seemingly vanishing and reappearing on the next floor