METAL BOXES
Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!
...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!
SCOTT MCNEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!! MIIIIIIGHTY IS HEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Varients
- Look! Raiders! RRRRAAAAIDEEEEEEERS! Our enemies hide in CARDBOARD BAWKSES, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
- Look! Trukks! TTTRRUKKKKKKKKKKKKKs! Our enemies hide in BIT BAWKSES DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
- Look! Devil fish, DEVIL FISSSHHHHH! Our enemies hide in FISH AND CHIPS BAWSKETS!! DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
- Look! Land Raider, LAAANND RAIDDRS! Our enemies hide in HERMETICALLY SEALED AIR TIGHT BAWKSES!!DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
- Look! Valkyries VaaAaalkyrrressies! Our enemies hide in METAL KIHTS!!DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
- Look! Tauroxs,TAUUUUUUUUUURRROOOXX! Our enemies hide in GLASS BAWKSES!!DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
- Look! Riptides!, RIPPPPPPP TIDESSS! Our enemies hide in CHEDDAR BAWKSES!!DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
- Look! Razorbacks, RAAaAaZOURBAHCKS! Our enemies hide in DAKKA BAWKSES!! DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
The METAL BOXES song
− Admittedly Chaos Lords aren't generally known for their singing skills, especially not frothing loonies like Carron, but oh well. The song "Little Boxes" by Malvina Reynolds would provide an ideal musical accompaniment to Carron screaming the words as loud as his disgusting, mutated lungs will let him.
METAL BOXES on the hillside,
METAL BOXES full of Spess Mehreens!
We must crush them 4 teh BLOOD GOD,
All the RHINOS must be burned!
There’s a Drop Pod and a Whirlwind
A Dreadnought and a Predator,
But I’d rather smash the RHINOS,
METAL BOXES DIE TODAY!!!
All the foolish little Spess Mehreens
Think they’re safe in transport vehicles,
Well they’ll find it hard to hide when
THERE’S AN AXE SHOVED IN THEIR BRAINS!!!
All their tactics and their transports
And their STEEL REHN and their FUREH
Cannot stand the power of Chaos,
We shall take their tanks away!
METAL BOXES on the hillside,
I hate them more than anything!
They’re the reason Mummy hates me,
They’re the cause of all my pain!
Just look at me, I’m an ugly mess,
And my voice acting’s hammy,
This whole game is fucking awful,
And the RHINOS caused it all!
Bash the RHINOS, smash the RHINOS!
Destroy them, my minions!
We shall shoot them with our Bolters
We shall tear them into scraps!
They are cowards, they are weaklings,
An offence unto the BLOOD GOD!
And they’re made out of adamantium
AND THEY ALL MUST DIE TODAY!!!!!
See also
External Links
- The original scene in its glory!
- Metal Bawkses now also available in French...
- ...and in German!
(Skip to 3:47) - Metal Bawkses on the Hillside.
- dawn of awesome
Gallery
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THE COWARDS! THE FEWLS!
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Carron's reaction to the Blood Raven transports during their stronghold mission.
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Rhinos. RHIIIIIIIIINOS!!! ... should not want their metal bawxes... its just an FV432 painted pink stop acting impressed
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