Grandfather Dreadnought

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Grandfather dreadnought, also known as Grandpa Dreadnought or simply Gramps, is a popular inhabitant of /tg/, known for TYPING IN CAPS and rambling. No matter what you do or say, you will be criticized IN CAPS. He'll write you out of his will if you displease him. Likes the show 'Diagnosis murder'.

Notes:

-Grows Turnips

-Hates rabbits, and indeed all subterranean creatures.

-If he wants to go and visit your your place, you'd better have an access ramp!

Relationship with Tankred

Grandfather Dreadnought is known to be an acquaintance of the dreadnought Tankred. During their rather loud ALL CAPS conversations he has berated the Black Templar dreadnought for his youthfulness, referred to him as a "BUM" and a "HOBO" and stated that "[Tankred] COULD NOT GET LAID IF [he] PAID FOR IT!"

What Grandfather Dreadnought wanted this article to be about

MY INCREDIBLE EXPLOITS AND YEARS OF EXPERIENCE! MY LIFE STORY! HOW I MOVED THROUGH THE RANKS AND WAS STRUCK DOWN IN COMBAT, RESULTING IN ME ENDING UP IN THIS BODY! MY LOVE OF FINE CHINA! ... WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?