Faptau

A Tau that likes to fap. Yeah, I'm afraid that's the joke. Let all good folk hate and shun him with the same hatred as they would any other Tau. Due to his excessive fapping, his right arm has grown disproportionally out of size. Heck if he should ever punch someone it would be equivalent to being punched by a Space Marine Powerfist, but then again he's too busy fapping so...meh.

In the old days, a frequently reccuring warpuppet character.

According to recent sources, it has appeared that Faptau was none other than Shas'La T'au Kais , the protagonist of Fire_Warrior, who somehow got out of asylum, got promoted to the rank of Shas'O, that he is really badass, and that he has an adorable, gorgeous little sister.

See also: Shlicktau

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  Faptau encounters Macha

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  +2 for peephole detection rolls

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