Europa Universalis

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A medieval wargame played on your computer. It is very popular and several titles have spun off from it. Original has a Grand Campaign starting in 1483. Preceded by Crusader Kings, followed by Victoria and then Hearts of Iron. Build armies, trade, massacre natives, kill peasants, become Emperor. There's even space marines!(Look up Prussian Space Marines.)

Europa Universalis 4 is the latest game of the series. Earliest possible start is in 1444 and the game ends in 1821 (or if you get conquered, try to avoid that). There are many historical start options but the most popular one is of course, "Rise of the Ottomans" (Rise of Kebab). Where you can start as Ottomans and try to conquer Europe, Middle East and North Africa. It is also the strongest nation in the game, officially declared by Paradox as a tip on loading screen bitch no that's Ming as of 1.30, it's Austria. Or you can start as Austria, with whom you spam Personal Unions (making another nation your bitch through diplomatic marriage) and try to unify the Holy Roman Empire. Or you can start as Prussia, where you try to stay low, hope for best that Mama Austria does not realize that you are trying to steal her Reich. Later seize the moment and with the legitimacy of annexed German city-states, establish Germany. You can be Poland and with your mighty bitch Lithuania, try to expand into Eastern Europe or crusade onto Kebab, or be Tengriist Poland separated from Oirat and trample the entire fucking planet. You can be Russia and build a Eurasian Empire straight from Putin's most fervent wet dreams, drowning any enemy in hordes of musket armed peasants as you go. You can be Portugal or Castile who establish the largest overseas colonies. You can be France, after reconquering France cores and have fun with that sweet +%20 morale. Or be England, establish a trade Empire. Be Burgundy because fuck Austria, England and France at the same time.

Every uncultured plebeian can learn a lot of history from this game if they read the writings on the screen while playing. For those that want the most extensive history lesson, AGCEEP Mod for EU2 or DAO (Devlet-Ül-Ali Osmaniyye) "Grand Ottoman Empire" is chock full of history events.

Or be Ulm, because Ulm has the biggest advantage. Now there are lots of achievments to achieve, and they are fun. It is one of the aspects that makes EU4 not boring over time because simple, there is so much to do. I mean you have to conquer all of the world with a tiny Japanese island to get an achievement, which I think is impossible (at least in current patch). Even with mighty Kebab, it is not certain. Anyway Ulm is the greatest even though it is a tiny one province, free-city. You know why? Because aim of the game is to write your country's name biggest on the world map. And Ulm is only 3 letters long therefore Ulm has the greatest font size. Whose name is greater do you think if France or Ulm were to conquer Europe, ofc Ulm.

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Basic concepts

This will cover the basic concepts and mechanics of EU4.

Picking your State

So have booted up your game and are overwhelmed by the world map with its myriad of nations. The game reflects the political situation of the world in the closing days of the year 1444 AD. From here you can choose any one of the nations that are on the map, doesn't matter if it is a fiefdom in the Holy Roman Empire roughly the size of a stamp or the (at the start at least) gigantic Chinese Empire of the Ming Dynasty. Every Nation has a primary culture, state religion and technology group assigned to it. The first two can be changed (although it is usually not the best of ideas for beginners), the third cannot. Your technology group determines what technology level you start at and if you get penalties for institutions (more on those later). The "beginner-friendly" nations that you get presented with when you look at the world map is deceptive; only Castile, Portugal and France would reasonably qualify for that label. What you really look for when starting a new game is not that important, as your starting monarch will likely be already be pretty old and the game itself tends to favor very heavy snowbally gamestyles anyway. More on recommended nations later.

Monarch Points

These things are what drive your game. Your income of these basically determines if you will become a global empire or remain a swampy, insignificant backwater. There are three kinds of Monarch Points: Administration, Diplomacy and Miliary. Administration serves as a representative of your Nations bureaucratic efficiency, mainly how good your pencil pushers are at collecting taxes and expanding the administration of newly, erm aquired territory. Diplomacy is a representation of your nations diplomatic and mercantile esteem and is involved in everything related to Naval, Colonial and matters of trade and of course, Diplomacy. Diplomacy also is a vital resource in warfare, as you need to spend points to force your opponent to sign the conditions of peace. Military is not as straightforward as you might think, as it mainly serves as a representation of the ability of the state to wage war, rather than strengthening your military directly. You generally spend military points to increase the amount of Manpower you have available, raise war taxes and subdue rebellions before they become a problem.

The basic rate of income of Monarch Points is determined by the abilites of your current ruler, be it a monarchy, a theocracy or a republic. By opening the "court" ledger, you can see your ruler, his spouse and your heir and their stats. The game tends to give smaller nations better rulers and vice versa. So for example, your King, let's call him Friedrich, King of Saxony has a statline of 4/2/3, that means he will generate 4 administrative, 2 diplomatic and 3 military points per months. The income from your monarch merely determines your baseline income that can be modified in a number of ways, mainly by employing advisors to the court that will basically turn money into additional monarch points.

So what are the specific usecases of monarch points then? This article will only go into the most common things you will be using them for, as listing them all would take up too much space.

• Development: You can spend monarch points to develop one of your provinces, to increase its wealth and value for your nation. This basically represents the level of population density and industry that is accumulating in that province. Provinces that are highly developed have multiple benefits; they are harder to conquer because they demand a higher diplomatic cost from any attacker to annex them, they produce more goods that can be sold to the world market and they provide more manpower for your armies. Development however generally tends to be on the low end of priorities you should get sorted, as spending too many MP on development tends you leave you broke for other things that need your attention.
• Technology: Your #1 priority is to stay up-to-date with the technological development of your neighbors. For that, you need to spend monarch points of the kind of technology you want to invest in. Administrative Technology provides new idea groups, diplomatic technology ship types, factories and colonial range and military everything you would want for your army.
• Ideas: Ideas are unlocked via administrative technology and represents general cultural ideals your nations strives towards. Ideas are also what determines your playstyle much more than your general location or the nation you play as. They are, just like technology, sorted into the three kinds of monarch points. Ideas provide general, usually pretty powerful bonuses for your nation (not to mention that you need Exploration to even unlock Colonialism as a mechanic).
• Events: It's in the name. The game triggers certain events in your nation when the prerequisites are met; some are positive, many are negative and add a certain amount of randomness to your playthrough. Most of the negative events can be circumvented by paying a price in Monarch points; avoid this if the consequences aren't too severe (i.e. spending 100 Dip to prevent your ships costing 50% more money for 12 months is a bad choice when you only have a small navy).

Money

Where monarch points are abstract to the max, money is very simple. You get money through taxes, trade, looting and industry, you lose money by spending it on buildings or soldiers, to maintain the upkeep of your state or being forced to pay reparations. Money only represents the general state of your treasury, not the actual treasury in itself and as such, is very superflous. Taking on loans is a common way to fight wars (and in turn, use the money you pressed out of your opponent to pay back said loans) and only becomes a problem when you have too much of it, although its of course always better to avoid loans. There is also the possibility of devaluing your currency, which gives you a lot of money instantly, but increases your nations corruption, which is to be avoided at all costs (Corruption inceases MP costs across the board and is ridiculously costly to get rid of). Finally, if your nation is so broke either option is not available, you can declare your bankruptcy, which clears all your loans but gives nations you have lent money from a casus belli, fucks your nation sideways in every respect and should therefore be even harder avoided than corruption.

Notable Mods

• Anbennar - A D&D world as it's going from the end of the High Middle Ages to beginning of the Industrial Revolution. Wiki is here.