Dragon
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Because of their majestic, fantastic nature, Dragons are a staple of much fantasy fiction and games. One of the most well known dragons is Smaug, from Tolkien's The Hobbit. The vast majority of later portrayals of dragons in fiction was based on Smaug, who in turn had been inspired by dragons like Fafnir, from the Völsunga Saga the dragon from Beowulf and so on.
Dragons are one of the main selling points of the Dungeons & Dragons game, to the point that the 4th edition includes a draconian race called Dragonborn, intended for players who "want to look like a dragon". But they are retarded because their females have boobs, and that makes no sense since only mammals can have boobs (indeed, having boobs/nipples is what separates mammals from every other kind of animal) and dragons are reptiles but maybe they don't have nipples, just fleshy nutrient sacs to support the physiological strain of childbirth, because making milk only matters after baby, the entire rest of the boob is for MAKING baby. Thus 4th edition is retarded.
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Warhammer
Dragons have appeared since the beginning in Warhammer Fantasy, but they're one of the most vaguely defined parts of the lore. They will ally themselves with the High Elves and be used as powerful, and in game terms, expensive, mounts for elven lords. Aside from being intelligent, there's not much stated about them. Some dragons have also been corrupted by Chaos and fight alongside the Warriors of Chaos. In both cases, they are made out to be among the most powerful monsters in the setting, and their stats live up to it, with only few models, including Greater Daemons, having a chance at beating them.
Storm of Magic introduce "Emperor dragons", huge dragons that are arguably the most powerful units Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Phasellus non erat hendrerit, adipiscing lectus vel, commodo nisl. Duis non malesuada magna. Quisque rhoncus, odio id malesuada gravida, nibh ligula accumsan diam, vel blandit nulla magna eu risus. Praesent vel pellentesque nisi. Suspendisse potenti. Etiam condimentum faucibus mauris, a tincidunt quam tempor et. Curabitur mauris quam, euismod a sagittis bibendum, pellentesque vitae libero. Donec venenatis rutrum libero at gravida. Sed in lorem iaculis, dictum diam sed, condimentum leo. Mauris nisi nisi, sodales vel ultrices quis, placerat nec diam. Sed et aliquam augue.
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