Chess
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According to /tg/ chess is just a cheap western knockoff of the much superior ancient Chinese game of go. Despite its rampant popularity, it is obvious it fails in everyway to simulate war, tactics, combat or anything else it has been hyped over for centuries about. Common complaints include the lack of army list and deployment options, the Knight's plain weird movement and the fact that the King is both the most important piece and completely useless.
Rules
Chess' incredibly dull rules go here. Basically both players plays to see who is the more "Just as Planned" guy.