4chan Archipelago

A series of threads outlining a hypothetical situation in which anyone who has posted on 4chan in the last two weeks is teleported to a desert island (corresponding to their most frequented board) with any equipment they can grab in ten minutes.

The OP

Everyone on earth is killed except for the people who have been on 4chan in the last 2 weeks.

You get the choice to kill yourself, or you get 10 minutes and then you're teleported to a subtropical island populated by the other people of the board you frequent most often with the objects on your person (what you are wearing and holding, your weight is the max you can carry).

The other boards are alive and on different places of the archipelago. So, naturally, the populace depends on the continents.

The Earth's atmosphere is no longer fucked up, and all the resources on the Earth have been restored to record levels. Long-extinct plants and animals live once more, although the island would have a limited large predator population.

Moot is dead, and we don't have means of communicating with other islands. The boards with <20 people are randomly distributed amongst the bigger boards.

How does /tg/ plan to survive?

Threads

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6209527/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6210654/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6213497/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3393673/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3396708/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6218714/