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The '''BLAM''' Technique is an onomatopoeia for a gunshot, and is what /tg/ calls the ability of an Imperial Guard [[Commissar]] to execute anyone he (or [[No Girls on the Internet|she, I guess]]) finds guilty of '''[[HERESY]]''' (and GW had to specifically say in errata that he will not execute himself). It is most often used by editors who search Imperium-related pages for "heretical" edits, cross them out, and edit in '''BLAM!!'''. It is also used as shorthand for said executions (as a verb), or for similar executions in a non-40k context. Also acceptable is '''FWIP''', the onomatopoeia for firing an arrow for settings without guns, or where they are a rarity. | The '''BLAM''' Technique is an onomatopoeia for a gunshot, and is what /tg/ calls the ability of an Imperial Guard [[Commissar]] to execute anyone he (or [[No Girls on the Internet|she, I guess]]) finds guilty of '''[[HERESY]]''' (and GW had to specifically say in errata that he will not execute himself). It is most often used by editors who search Imperium-related pages for "heretical" edits, cross them out, and edit in '''BLAM!!'''. It is also used as shorthand for said executions (as a verb), or for similar executions in a non-40k context. Also acceptable is '''FWIP''', the onomatopoeia for firing an arrow for settings without guns, or where they are a rarity. Occasionally you see orks perform a '''BLAM''' with green text after words explaining why they did so, all such blams are assumed to have actually been [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/MOAR_DAKKA multiple blams], in the spirit of Dakka. | ||
[[File:Empire Archer.jpg|300px|thumb|center| <s>The vulture cult is no more!</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP|that's a pheasant you Poacher!}}]] | [[File:Empire Archer.jpg|300px|thumb|center| <s>The vulture cult is no more!</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP|that's a pheasant you Poacher!}}]] | ||
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<s>MUSTACHES ARE GAY</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP|Heresy!}} | <s>MUSTACHES ARE GAY</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP|Heresy!}} | ||
<s>DAKKA IS GAY</s> {{BLAM}} <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''OI I DON'T KNOW WOT YA GITZ ARE ON ABOUT BUT YOU HATE THE DAKKA YOU GET THE DAKKA!!!'''</span> | |||
<s>HERESY IS GAY!</s> {{BLAM}} {{bLAM|Here-}} Oh shit. Probably shouldn't have shot him. | <s>HERESY IS GAY!</s> {{BLAM}} {{bLAM|Here-}} Oh shit. Probably shouldn't have shot him. | ||
Revision as of 02:54, 13 August 2016
The BLAM Technique is an onomatopoeia for a gunshot, and is what /tg/ calls the ability of an Imperial Guard Commissar to execute anyone he (or she, I guess) finds guilty of HERESY (and GW had to specifically say in errata that he will not execute himself). It is most often used by editors who search Imperium-related pages for "heretical" edits, cross them out, and edit in BLAM!!. It is also used as shorthand for said executions (as a verb), or for similar executions in a non-40k context. Also acceptable is FWIP, the onomatopoeia for firing an arrow for settings without guns, or where they are a rarity. Occasionally you see orks perform a BLAM with green text after words explaining why they did so, all such blams are assumed to have actually been multiple blams, in the spirit of Dakka.
Example:
PAULDRONS ARE GAY *BLAM* Heresy!
MUSTACHES ARE GAY *FWIP* Heresy!
DAKKA IS GAY *BLAM* OI I DON'T KNOW WOT YA GITZ ARE ON ABOUT BUT YOU HATE THE DAKKA YOU GET THE DAKKA!!!
HERESY IS GAY! *BLAM* Here- Oh shit. Probably shouldn't have shot him.