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Joan's Joyless Journey is a [[Quest]] revolving around Joan, a little girl whose life has literally gone to hell, as told by Sir Double Faggot. She hit puberty out of nowhere and has done a ton of stupid stuff such as punching a wall and attempting to use <strike>a dead headcrab</strike> everything she has ever found as a hat. Also, [[Sergal|Sergals]]. | Joan's Joyless Journey is a [[Quest]] revolving around Joan, a little girl whose life has literally gone to hell, as told by Sir Double Faggot. She hit puberty out of nowhere and has done a ton of stupid stuff such as punching a wall and attempting to use <strike>a dead headcrab</strike> everything she has ever found as a hat. Also, [[Sergal|Sergals]]. | ||
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===Joan=== | |||
[[Image:Joan eating.png|thumb|right]] | [[Image:Joan eating.png|thumb|right]] | ||
Protagonist of JoanQuest. Joan has, despite her heritage, almost no combat abilities. She reacts to the common stupidity of /tg/, and as such has taken some fairly moronic actions. It's questionable if Joan has really done anything of any value since starting her miserable life, aside from befriending a female [[sergal]] by the name of John. <br> | Protagonist of JoanQuest. Joan has, despite her heritage, almost no combat abilities. She reacts to the common stupidity of /tg/, and as such has taken some fairly moronic actions. It's questionable if Joan has really done anything of any value since starting her miserable life, aside from befriending a female [[sergal]] by the name of John. <br> | ||
Hats are one of her interests and she is often manufacturing ones from improvised materials like headcrabs and Robutt heads.<br> | Hats are one of her interests and she is often manufacturing ones from improvised materials like headcrabs and Robutt heads.<br> | ||
According to Naga her complete lack of strength was caused by a botched incantation. | According to Naga her complete lack of strength was caused by a botched incantation. | ||
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=== John === | |||
[[Image:John Cutlery.png|thumb|right]] | [[Image:John Cutlery.png|thumb|right]] | ||
John may or may not be a rapist, with her potential victim having been Joan. Then again, rape is to sergals what stealing is to [[Kender]], so maybe we can't fault her for that. Despite apparently being unable to speak she manages to communicate with artistic abilities and fearsome jaws. Mom used to frighten her, but she's over it now. | John may or may not be a rapist, with her potential victim having been Joan. Then again, rape is to sergals what stealing is to [[Kender]], so maybe we can't fault her for that. Despite apparently being unable to speak she manages to communicate with artistic abilities and fearsome jaws. Mom used to frighten her, but she's over it now. | ||
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=== Joan's mother === | |||
[[Image:Joans mother.png|thumb|right]] | [[Image:Joans mother.png|thumb|right]] | ||
Joan's mother is a ditzy and (possibly) accidentally violent nutjob. She is half-[[viking]] and half-[[dwarf]], and killed Joan's dad for looking at her suddenly huge mammaries. | Joan's mother is a ditzy and (possibly) accidentally violent nutjob. She is half-[[viking]] and half-[[dwarf]], and killed Joan's dad for looking at her suddenly huge mammaries. | ||
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=== Joan's maternal grandparents === | |||
[[Image:Joan_grandparents.png|thumb|right]] | [[Image:Joan_grandparents.png|thumb|right]] | ||
Joan' grandmother is a dorf and her grandfather is a [[viking]]. They appeared when Joan arrived back in her home and brought gifts including some kind of dangerous magical book. | Joan' grandmother is a dorf and her grandfather is a [[viking]]. They appeared when Joan arrived back in her home and brought gifts including some kind of dangerous magical book. | ||
They probably fought against Sergal marauders before, making Joan very concerned about John. | They probably fought against Sergal marauders before, making Joan very concerned about John. | ||
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=== Robutt (disassembled) === | |||
[[Image:Joan robutt.png|thumb|right]] | [[Image:Joan robutt.png|thumb|right]] | ||
This invention of the late Hitlerdad was a robot with sensual Butt Checks. Robutt's abilities included firing his Lazors, stealing and shapely Butt Checks. Joan eventually sapped it's graceful Butt Checks, thereby destroying the owner oft the most beautiful Butt Checks known to man. | This invention of the late Hitlerdad was a robot with sensual Butt Checks. Robutt's abilities included firing his Lazors, stealing and shapely Butt Checks. Joan eventually sapped it's graceful Butt Checks, thereby destroying the owner oft the most beautiful Butt Checks known to man. | ||
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=== Naga === | |||
[[Image:Joan naga.png|thumb|right]] | [[Image:Joan naga.png|thumb|right]] | ||
Joan's lesbian childhood friend. Her constant ass groping and tit fondling somehow managed to completely derail the thread she appeared in. She thinks John is CJOPAZE and tried to worship her. | Joan's lesbian childhood friend. Her constant ass groping and tit fondling somehow managed to completely derail the thread she appeared in. She thinks John is CJOPAZE and tried to worship her. | ||
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=== Minor Characters === | |||
[[Image:Joan characters.png|thumb|right]] | [[Image:Joan characters.png|thumb|right]] | ||
Hitlerdad was murdered by Joan's mom for the following reasonable reasons...<br> | Hitlerdad was murdered by Joan's mom for the following reasonable reasons...<br> | ||
Spy and Engy died while performing their patriotic duty.<br> | Spy and Engy died while performing their patriotic duty.<br> | ||
Avenger ???<br> | Avenger ???<br> | ||
The Zombies are roaming the Wasteland. | The Zombies are roaming the Wasteland. | ||
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== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
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Image:Hitlerdaddy.png|The first thing that happens is our Hitler-Dad is taken away... | Image:Hitlerdaddy.png|The first thing that happens is our Hitler-Dad is taken away... | ||
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</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
Image:Nom nom.jpg | Image:Nom nom.jpg | ||
Revision as of 13:59, 1 November 2013
Joan's Joyless Journey is a Quest revolving around Joan, a little girl whose life has literally gone to hell, as told by Sir Double Faggot. She hit puberty out of nowhere and has done a ton of stupid stuff such as punching a wall and attempting to use a dead headcrab everything she has ever found as a hat. Also, Sergals.
The threads can be found here.
Joan's Miserable Existence has shown a great deal of flexibility with regards to accepted actions, which results in fewer complaints about railroading than some other quests.
The world Joan's Unpleasant Ambulation exists in has a number of strange things, including a Robutt with a large butt, headcrabs, and zombies.
JoanQuest is most likely finished on /tg/, considering it was trolled to death and Sir Double Faggot was permabanned.
There are still hopes for continuation elsewhere, but it's A Mystery according to SirDF.
Characters
 This article contains spoilers! You have been warned. |
Joan
Protagonist of JoanQuest. Joan has, despite her heritage, almost no combat abilities. She reacts to the common stupidity of /tg/, and as such has taken some fairly moronic actions. It's questionable if Joan has really done anything of any value since starting her miserable life, aside from befriending a female sergal by the name of John.
Hats are one of her interests and she is often manufacturing ones from improvised materials like headcrabs and Robutt heads.
According to Naga her complete lack of strength was caused by a botched incantation.
John
John may or may not be a rapist, with her potential victim having been Joan. Then again, rape is to sergals what stealing is to Kender, so maybe we can't fault her for that. Despite apparently being unable to speak she manages to communicate with artistic abilities and fearsome jaws. Mom used to frighten her, but she's over it now.
Joan's mother
Joan's mother is a ditzy and (possibly) accidentally violent nutjob. She is half-viking and half-dwarf, and killed Joan's dad for looking at her suddenly huge mammaries.
Joan's maternal grandparents
Joan' grandmother is a dorf and her grandfather is a viking. They appeared when Joan arrived back in her home and brought gifts including some kind of dangerous magical book.
They probably fought against Sergal marauders before, making Joan very concerned about John.
Robutt (disassembled)
This invention of the late Hitlerdad was a robot with sensual Butt Checks. Robutt's abilities included firing his Lazors, stealing and shapely Butt Checks. Joan eventually sapped it's graceful Butt Checks, thereby destroying the owner oft the most beautiful Butt Checks known to man.
Naga
Joan's lesbian childhood friend. Her constant ass groping and tit fondling somehow managed to completely derail the thread she appeared in. She thinks John is CJOPAZE and tried to worship her.
Minor Characters
Hitlerdad was murdered by Joan's mom for the following reasonable reasons...
Spy and Engy died while performing their patriotic duty.
Avenger ???
The Zombies are roaming the Wasteland.
Gallery
- Official
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The first thing that happens is our Hitler-Dad is taken away...
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...And then suddenly life sucks.
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But then she found her xenolesbian lover John, and things were good! Forever!
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John's favorite food is cutebolds.
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No Sergal sex for fa/tg/uys ;_;
- Fanart
