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==[[Joan's Not Entirely Ideal Life]]== | |||
Joan's Joyless Journey is a quest revolving around Joan, a little girl whose life has literally gone to hell, as told by Sir Double Faggot. She hit puberty out of nowhere and has done a ton of stupid stuff such as punching a wall and attempting to use a dead headcrab as a hat. Also, [[Sergal|Sergals]]. | Joan's Joyless Journey is a quest revolving around Joan, a little girl whose life has literally gone to hell, as told by Sir Double Faggot. She hit puberty out of nowhere and has done a ton of stupid stuff such as punching a wall and attempting to use a dead headcrab as a hat. Also, [[Sergal|Sergals]]. | ||
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The threads can be found [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Joan here.] | The threads can be found [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Joan here.] | ||
Joan's Miserable Existence has shown a great deal of flexibility with regards to accepted actions, which results in fewer complaints about railroading than [[Ruby Quest|some other quests]]. | Joan's Miserable Existence has shown a great deal of flexibility with regards to accepted actions, which results in fewer complaints about railroading than [[Ruby Quest|some other quests]]. | ||
The world Joan's Unpleasant Ambulation exists in has a number of strange things, including a Robutt with a large butt, headcrabs, and zombies. | |||
==Characters== | |||
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[[Image:Joan eating.png|thumb|right]] | |||
===Joan=== | |||
Protagonist of JoanQuest. Joan has, despite her heritage,almost no combat abilities. She reacts to the common stupidity of /tg/, and as such has taken some fairly moronic actions. It's questionable if Joan has really done anything of any value since starting her miserable life, aside from befriending a female [[sergal]] by the name of John. | |||
[[Image:John Cutlery.png|thumb|right]] | |||
=== John === | |||
John may or may not be a rapist, with her potential victim having been Joan. Then again, rape is to sergals what stealing is to [[Kender]], so maybe we can't fault her for that. | |||
[[Image:Joans mother.png|thumb|right]] | |||
=== Joan's mother === | |||
Joan's mother is a ditzy and (possibly) accidentally violent nutjob. Her mother is half-viking and half-dwarf, and killed Joan's dad for looking at her suddenly huge mammaries. | Joan's mother is a ditzy and (possibly) accidentally violent nutjob. Her mother is half-viking and half-dwarf, and killed Joan's dad for looking at her suddenly huge mammaries. | ||
[[Image:Joan_grandparents.png|thumb|right]] | |||
=== Joan's maternal grandparents === | |||
Joan' grandmother is a dorf and her grandfather is a viking. They appeared when Joan arrived back in her home and brought gifts including some kind of dangerous magical book. | |||
They probably fought against Sergal marauders before, making Joan very concerned about John. | |||
== Gallery == | |||
=== Official === | |||
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Image:Hitlerdaddy.png|The first thing that happens is our Hitler-Dad is taken away... | Image:Hitlerdaddy.png|The first thing that happens is our Hitler-Dad is taken away... | ||
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== Fanart == | === Fanart === | ||
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Image:Nom nom.jpg | Image:Nom nom.jpg | ||
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Joan's Not Entirely Ideal Life
Joan's Joyless Journey is a quest revolving around Joan, a little girl whose life has literally gone to hell, as told by Sir Double Faggot. She hit puberty out of nowhere and has done a ton of stupid stuff such as punching a wall and attempting to use a dead headcrab as a hat. Also, Sergals.
The threads can be found here.
Joan's Miserable Existence has shown a great deal of flexibility with regards to accepted actions, which results in fewer complaints about railroading than some other quests.
The world Joan's Unpleasant Ambulation exists in has a number of strange things, including a Robutt with a large butt, headcrabs, and zombies.
Characters
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Joan
Protagonist of JoanQuest. Joan has, despite her heritage,almost no combat abilities. She reacts to the common stupidity of /tg/, and as such has taken some fairly moronic actions. It's questionable if Joan has really done anything of any value since starting her miserable life, aside from befriending a female sergal by the name of John.
John
John may or may not be a rapist, with her potential victim having been Joan. Then again, rape is to sergals what stealing is to Kender, so maybe we can't fault her for that.
Joan's mother
Joan's mother is a ditzy and (possibly) accidentally violent nutjob. Her mother is half-viking and half-dwarf, and killed Joan's dad for looking at her suddenly huge mammaries.
Joan's maternal grandparents
Joan' grandmother is a dorf and her grandfather is a viking. They appeared when Joan arrived back in her home and brought gifts including some kind of dangerous magical book. They probably fought against Sergal marauders before, making Joan very concerned about John.
Gallery
Official
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The first thing that happens is our Hitler-Dad is taken away...
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...And then suddenly life sucks.
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But then she found her xenolesbian lover John, and things were good! Forever!
